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[Alister McFap II Esq.]

Walter has puffy nipples.

Hey Mr Snake.

No reason to throw around insults now. We understand each other? Good.

[Yonmanc]

Walter has puffy nipples.

Hey Mr Snake.

Don't be a fool, that isn't Mr Snake.

Mr Snake is too busy making millions on the internet and romancing women back to his snazzy apartment in the luxorious downtown Helsingborg.

[King of Creation]

Snake emailed me and told me that he was leaving forever.

[Yonmanc]

Snake emailed me and told me that he was leaving forever.

To continue making millions on the internet and romancing women back to his snazzy apartment in the luxorious downtown Helsingborg obviously. Amirite gais!!!???

[Manoil]

The irony is that [while I didn't tell him] I unbanned him and essentially returned his access about a month or two ago. He's had the ability to come back on since then but didn't exercise it.

Oh well. You're welcome, DAC.

[Blargh]

I am almost considering forgiving you for existing, Danny.

[Megatron]

perls of wisdom. good job

[PiP]

rejoice children!