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I sent a provocative email to the Richard Dawkins community, and hopefully Richard himself reads it.

I can trust that there is enough Anarchy here that you won't respond to any demands that are sent to you that relate to me.

This is the email.

My Humanist Essay for Richard Dawkins

I am a terrorist. I hate mankind. I will be the last atrocity. My pseudonym is Prosper.

Greetings Dawkins . I love us both and do hope you appreciate my fine concatenation of textual brilliance.

So disregarding the imminent danger I have placed all our lives in, it should comfort you to read that my actions directly stem from my own moral code, logical faculties, and emotional past.

Onward...

I will begin with why we are all here. Reproduction. Every sane person you could ever claim is aware enough, and to not be considered the property of a human host, knows the following:

Sexuality plagues all of human life. I will savor our damnation. Please take the necessary time to read all of what I wish to share with you.
Education strengthens moral sophistication and likely could of saved many lives if the world was ever safe for children. Positively, children themselves must make decisions they will never be prepared to.

The wise James Randi made it clear and concise to many of us that we can only ignore the dreadful irony of our need to make assumptions... it never goes away. Mr Dawkins, in your experience, you know first hand how much confusion the FAITH epidemic has caused.

It is an inescapable consequence that we must face the fact that our minds can, as you have said, "compartmentalize". We are fallible, but no recognition of that historical inconvenience has yet to yield a promising and transparent future.

It is extremely likely that the very thought of a sex--anything, has been attractive enough to keep your mind invested thus far. Most probably whomever initially reads this and everyone thereafter, will have selected one of these three paths :

1. A psychopathic skim - this is to spite the author (me), and still get off on the sexual things I may say.
2. An authentically concerned review - By outline, he/she will try to highlight what I think about society and how you should discern it when evaluation my position and its relevance on the real world it threatens (your world).
3. Masochism ( either acquired mistakenly or coerced into) - gratification gained from pain, deprivation, degradation (from dictionary.reference.com). Keep in mind that Masochists can be born from witnessing another's fictional delight in the subject matter. ( hence why trolls exist on the Internet )

I do have regrets...

Never have I read literature or a science-based source for enjoyment. That, I will never forgive myself for. It may have been a preeminent factor in preventing my youthful decline. A decline which has made comprehending the world as real, and the will to commit to an open book, impossible.

Without further ado,

Sex! Those who do not desire it presently, nor have ever desired sex, either through natural biological impulse and/or societal pressure, must still suffer because they are our mammalian brethren.

Lastly, out of pity I will comfort you with an additional insight. I am a virgin, and unlike conservatives, my reason for why sex should of been more respected is the" majority" permit a social flogging of those who want to remember sex and its rarity and/or dare suggest sex was once more beautiful than it is now.

Chivalry is dead, and soon so are you. BOOM!
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Re: I don't like any of you. But you should know.

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Cakester wrote:I am a virgin
Shocker.

Also, given your psychotic rambling to people who do not know you, I wouldn't be surprised if someone takes this as a serious threat and you end up in Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
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Cakester, the most pimpin' troll at DaC.
Look what happens when you leave the troll food bin wide open...
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I guess I wasn't paying attention. Somehow I hadn't highlighted an end part which would of down-played the seriousness if it was included. Mistake.

For most of it though, one can get a sense of something we should be talking about more.
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Cakester the most popular kid at DaC.
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If someone took a shit in the middle of the lunchroom it may be a popular shit but it's still shit.
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Stalagmite wrote:If someone took a shit in the middle of the lunchroom it may be a popular shit but it's still shit.
Unlike when you and your friends come here everyday and bite into tasteless troll-food and embrace the addiction you have for it because you like the anal pleasure it brings when you have to crap it out each and every time.
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yes, my shitty art feels right at home on your forum.
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Says the one making death threats to strangers with internet accounts. Sorry mang your cred lacks credentials. Say what you want, it doesn't change anything or mean anything.
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BOOM! head shot! :lol:
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Stalagmite wrote:Says the one making death threats to strangers with internet accounts. Sorry mang your cred lacks credentials. Say what you want, it doesn't change anything or mean anything.
Spoken like a person who has no cred!
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Stalagmite has tons of cred. Unliked you, retard. :rolleyes:
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Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:Stalagmite has tons of cred. Unliked you, retard. :rolleyes:
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Cakester wrote:
Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:Stalagmite has tons of cred. Unliked you, retard. :rolleyes:
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So you're trying to make a point by posting doodles? Have you got no fucking brain? Stop posting you miserable fuck. Leave and never come back. We hate you. You hate us. We don't appreciate your doodles. You don't appreciate our opinion regarding your doodles.

Why are you still here? Go fuck yourself. Cunt.


Phew. :crazy:
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Thats not the Rosa Parks spirit!
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