Nothing, until they shelter you only because God told them to shelter you.Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:And what's wrong with loving caring parents?Stalagmite wrote:Anyone who plays with nerf guns in college clearly lived a very sheltered childhood.
So I painted a Nerf Gun... :rolleyes:
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Yonmanc wrote:I played with nerf guns all through my childhood, the only reason I still play is because they don't make it mandatory to suck them off in order to allow me to play anymore, due to being lucky enough to find someone who takes pity on my mouth and throat muscles being completely worn out.
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So you're saying I play nerf because I don't have to suck cock. And you think nerf is crap. Ergo, you suck cock.Stalagmite wrote:Yonmanc wrote:I played with nerf guns all through my childhood, the only reason I still play is because they don't make it mandatory to suck them off in order to allow me to play anymore, due to being lucky enough to find someone who takes pity on my mouth and throat muscles being completely worn out.
What an insult! What's your next one?
You going explain how my drinking habits somehow involve you fucking a horse?
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Unwholesomely hilarious ?
Ahahaha, how hilariously unwholesome.Rabbit wrote:habits
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No.Yonmanc wrote:So you're saying I play nerf because I don't have to suck cock. And you think nerf is crap. Ergo, you suck cock.Stalagmite wrote:Yonmanc wrote:I played with nerf guns all through my childhood, the only reason I still play is because they don't make it mandatory to suck them off in order to allow me to play anymore, due to being lucky enough to find someone who takes pity on my mouth and throat muscles being completely worn out.
What an insult! What's your next one?
You going explain how my drinking habits somehow involve you fucking a horse?
Gosh.
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It's important to use decent paint, to start with.
Never go for standard spray paint. It'll fuck shit up.
Go with black Citadel spray paint as a base coat. It's nicely matte, strong but still thin - leaves the details visible. Even scratches - which can be a bit annoying at times, but a second layer usually takes care of that.
Then, use Boltgun metal and apply it on the bits you want metallic.
Drybrush where you want shading. (i.e. like on the cylinder). Let it dry properly.
Now highlight the edges with Mithril silver. Again, let it dry properly.
Then, to achieve a dirty, weathered effect, put some brown mixed with some green added into the inward bent corners, to give it a grimey shade. (i.e. the part that would be near the thumb when you grab it).
Finally, give it some washes of Citadel ink (chestnut ink) or diluted browns/greens/whatever dirty color you want. Make it mostly water, with just a bit of paint in it. It'll leave a filthy coating on the metallic paint which will make it look more realistic.
Inks will give it more of a shiny and see-through effect, so they'll make the silvery metal look like brass or something.
Diluted paints will add a dirt layer.
Adjust inking/washing as well as actual choice of colors to your needs.
If you don't want an aged look, don't apply dirt.
If you want a golden armor for example, start with a brass and work up to gold.
Mistakes happen, so be prepared to quickly wipe stuff off!
You WILL have to make corrections, so plan ahead in which order you'll paint, to avoid "backtracking".
Paint precisely where you have to. But leave things up to luck when it makes sense - i.e. let the wash run over shit liberally. When a gun gets dirty IRL, you don't give a fuck about where it runs.
Things like real dry blood add to the realism. (when tinkering with stuff, cuts and shit happen - use them to your advantage!)
Bonus:
The wooden handle I achieved by paintig it brown and then gently stroking it with a coarse brush dipped in bleached bone, to give it a tiny lines that give it the wood effect.
After that a few washes of chestnut ink. Voila.
Never go for standard spray paint. It'll fuck shit up.
Go with black Citadel spray paint as a base coat. It's nicely matte, strong but still thin - leaves the details visible. Even scratches - which can be a bit annoying at times, but a second layer usually takes care of that.
Then, use Boltgun metal and apply it on the bits you want metallic.
Drybrush where you want shading. (i.e. like on the cylinder). Let it dry properly.
Now highlight the edges with Mithril silver. Again, let it dry properly.
Then, to achieve a dirty, weathered effect, put some brown mixed with some green added into the inward bent corners, to give it a grimey shade. (i.e. the part that would be near the thumb when you grab it).
Finally, give it some washes of Citadel ink (chestnut ink) or diluted browns/greens/whatever dirty color you want. Make it mostly water, with just a bit of paint in it. It'll leave a filthy coating on the metallic paint which will make it look more realistic.
Inks will give it more of a shiny and see-through effect, so they'll make the silvery metal look like brass or something.
Diluted paints will add a dirt layer.
Adjust inking/washing as well as actual choice of colors to your needs.
If you don't want an aged look, don't apply dirt.
If you want a golden armor for example, start with a brass and work up to gold.
Mistakes happen, so be prepared to quickly wipe stuff off!
You WILL have to make corrections, so plan ahead in which order you'll paint, to avoid "backtracking".
Paint precisely where you have to. But leave things up to luck when it makes sense - i.e. let the wash run over shit liberally. When a gun gets dirty IRL, you don't give a fuck about where it runs.
Things like real dry blood add to the realism. (when tinkering with stuff, cuts and shit happen - use them to your advantage!)
Bonus:
The wooden handle I achieved by paintig it brown and then gently stroking it with a coarse brush dipped in bleached bone, to give it a tiny lines that give it the wood effect.
After that a few washes of chestnut ink. Voila.
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http://www.jenova.dk/PaintReview.htm
Reviews on paint (brush on).
Another tip:
Take everything you want to paint apart. As apart as possible!
Covering shit with tape etc. just isn't the right way to go.
Sometimes you can't get around it, but in most cases you can. Just don't be a pussy and take it apart. Even the small bits. ESPECIALLY THE SMALL BITS!
I know it's scary. But there comes the tape:
Cover internal areas you don't want painted with tape, so buttons can still move around along the casing and shit like that.
And REMEMBER HOW TO REASSEMBLE IT!!!
Draw a damn diagram or something. Poke screws through a sheet of paper, roughly in the shape of the object you've taken apart. Helps to memorize what goes where.
Reviews on paint (brush on).
Another tip:
Take everything you want to paint apart. As apart as possible!
Covering shit with tape etc. just isn't the right way to go.
Sometimes you can't get around it, but in most cases you can. Just don't be a pussy and take it apart. Even the small bits. ESPECIALLY THE SMALL BITS!
I know it's scary. But there comes the tape:
Cover internal areas you don't want painted with tape, so buttons can still move around along the casing and shit like that.
And REMEMBER HOW TO REASSEMBLE IT!!!
Draw a damn diagram or something. Poke screws through a sheet of paper, roughly in the shape of the object you've taken apart. Helps to memorize what goes where.