Civ V

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:39 am

I think it's pretty much hopeless. It'll never be 1996 and Civ 2 again.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:31 pm

Actually played Civ 5 on and off for a bit. It's pretty much a kids game, might give you some vague impressions about history and whatnot.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:02 am

I played it for two weeks after release, but hvae given up since long. Its not a very good game rilly.

So now im focusing on getting a hang of dwarf fortress.

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:25 am

I think I'll get around to trying this one actually.

While I found 'II' quite addictive at times I often felt bogged down with mundane shit, so haven't really got much into III + IV, due to other stuff I found quite exhilarating enough in their respective timeframes.

Exploring to come!

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:25 am

Mismatch wrote:I played it for two weeks after release, but hvae given up since long. Its not a very good game rilly.

So now im focusing on getting a hang of dwarf fortress.

Dwarf Fortress is awesome. Tell stories of your endeavors, those are always fun.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:21 am

Im too new at it to have had any endeavours, but i will tell as soon as i have.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:15 pm

This one time all my dwarves turned gay and I had to drown them all.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:56 pm

Id have thought that gay dwarves would be a regression back to the old school ruff 'n tuff homosexuality kash (or was it?) missed... now youll have to answer to him.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:11 pm

I tried to be open minded, but they would craft nothing but cock-rings and dildos and refused to fight. It's possible my fortress had been possessed by a Homo Demon.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:17 pm

Id take cock rings and dildos over unicorns any day.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:34 am

Mismatch wrote:Id take cock rings and dildos over unicorns any day.

What the hell is dwarf fortress? It sounds great.

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:42 am

It's fucking amazing, if you can stand playing something that looks like something Marty McFly might play. :back in time:

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:36 am

Stalagmite wrote:something that looks like something

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:46 am

I had one where I my dwarves were being plagued by a pack of unicorns that would slaughter almost every individual immigrant that ran screaming to the front gate.

The same game I found out my fort was over a vein of aluminum, and deeper down I found platinum.

Needless to say I accidentally broke into hell and lost everything.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:52 am

An illustration of why Dwarf Fortress is excessively bueno. Ducky artwork, also.

Username · Post by **Username** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:58 am

Can't we scramble some pennies and make a decent engine and some good graphics for that old stroke of genius and just get so rich so that we can make Bobby Kotick our bitch?

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:02 am

St. Toxic wrote:
Stalagmite wrote:something that looks like something

TheNewEdition · Post by **TheNewEdition** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:07 pm

civ 5 is my favorite civ except for the fact i can't pirate DLC because it actually checks if you own it or not

eat my fuc
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S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:52 pm

TheNewEdition wrote:civ 5 is my favorite civ except for the fact i can't pirate DLC because it actually checks if you own it or not

eat my fuc
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What, are you crazy?

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:58 pm

How are you not smart enough to sidestep that?

Duck and Cover

Civ V

Oho.