So I painted a Nerf Gun... :rolleyes:

jimmypneumatic · Post by **jimmypneumatic** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:25 pm

Don't play in the street at night with those.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:53 pm

Actually, do. Getting shot by overzealous cops will be the only major achievement of your life.

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:29 am

Something like that is more likely to happen in Shitville USA than Toowoomba or Brisbane, QLD.
So do the math there on who that comment should be applied to.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:14 am

Actually in Shitville, USA the officer would ask you to quit acting like a retard and put the toy away, since that's a small town.

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:46 am

New Shit City, USA?

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:10 am

More or less the same deal, unless you're a minority trying to do it in L.A. or something.

Alister McFap II Esq. · Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:00 am

Retlaw83 wrote:Actually, do. Getting shot by overzealous cops will be the only major achievement of your life.

It rubs the chocolate on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

I have made an orange attachment for the tip of the barrel, in case I'll wield it at this years zombie walk. :chaingun:

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:07 am

And Dreddy keeps proving he's a waste one post at a time.

Alister McFap II Esq. · Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:43 am

What the fuck is your problem now? Ran out of chocolate? Just stop talking to me, I'm really not interested in having so called "conversations" with you, as it really leads nowhere... except perhaps to you demonstrating us the effects of paternally inherited superflous chromosomes.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:28 pm

I've always been quite fond of the unsolicited chromosomes I received through post. I keep them in a jar on the mantle. Hahaha.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:36 pm

Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:Ran out of chocolate?

Your wit is as razor sharp as one of those nerf darts.

Alister McFap II Esq. · Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:08 am

Post by **Retlaw83** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:07 pm

So your wit is like a tack attached to a nerf dart - annoying, capable of no real damage, will snap off and be lost forever at the first sign of resistance, and will ruin the nerf gun that's your brain if you attempt to use it. I guess the last bit gives you an excuse for being dull, because making an attempt at being funny will cause you brain damage.

Thank you for clarifying.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:08 pm

That gun would be the one of the most fun ways to update a bulletin board ever.

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:34 pm

Retlaw83 wrote: capable of no real damage

Aim for the eye!

Alister McFap II Esq. · Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:30 pm

Lipid83 wrote:words.

You talk too much, yet say too little.

Post by **Manoil** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:21 pm

Weren't you the carer of old people and retards and shit (sic)?

Alister McFap II Esq. · Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:23 am

Old people with alzheimers. Multiple sclrosis patients after that.

Alister McFap II Esq. · Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:08 pm

Also, I present, the ANTIRET83 Mk. I.
It's a scalpel grafted onto a NERF dart.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:21 pm

Completely unnecessary.

Duck and Cover

So I painted a Nerf Gun... :rolleyes:

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