Rather than digging dead threads. AKA The Picture Thread

Post by **Manoil** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:52 pm

SenisterDenister wrote:That guy's jawline is all kinds of weird.

K: |}

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:08 pm

Kashluk wrote:Yeah, I even switched brands to a more expensive one (I've been buying a better shaving gel as well). Everything was fine and dandy for a while, but for the last couple of weeks the rash just keeps appearing. Maybe I need to wash my face better before shaving? I dunno. It's annoying.

water?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:09 am

Water-what?

Gunman · Post by **Gunman** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:36 am

Shower.
Apply shaving gel/cream for sensitive skin.
Wait a few minutes and allow it to soften the hair.
Shave with the growth, from top to bottom. Entire face. Rinse blade after every stroke!
Clean.
Apply more gel/cream.
Shave with gentle but steady moves against the growth. Again, rinse blade after every stroke.
Wash face.
Apply after shave. Use something manly, and not this new age shit.

I for my part hate everything with too much fragrance. It's gross when people use AXE/LYNX products. They smell so dodgy and common.

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:38 am

Man, I shave with just a razor and water, and sometimes blood as an unexpected lubricant.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:47 am

a stern withering glare = hair falls out

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:38 pm

Nice one, Blargh.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:11 pm

Blargh wrote:a stern withering glare = hair falls out

It's how I remove my ball hair.

Gunman · Post by **Gunman** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:07 pm

Do you have to use a mirror for this, Walter?

Post by **Retlaw83** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:29 am

No, but I do sometimes rest them on your mom's forehead while I do it. It's why she has a receding hairline.

Post by **Manoil** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:07 am

HA-CHACHACHA!

Gunman · Post by **Gunman** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:18 am

Wouldn't this mean that your balls have adhesive abilities that epilate my mother's hair? And wouldn't this make your balls incredibly hairy? Just a thought...

Post by **Retlaw83** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:03 pm

We've already established that I remove hair from my balls with a stern glare, and that I occasionally rest them on your mother's forehead for glaring. It was heavily implied my glare took her hairline as collateral damage.

Do try and keep up.

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:48 pm

This thread is, ballsy?

Post by **Manoil** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:51 pm

It's gone down lately, but not too long ago, I had a brief phase of dubbing myself onto other people's faces.

This one was actually an application, not photoshop

Gunman · Post by **Gunman** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:35 pm

Manoil wrote:

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:50 pm

Gunman wrote:

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Freaks, I believe... T'was an odd movie.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:02 am

Manoil wrote:It's gone down lately, but not too long ago, I had a brief phase of dubbing myself onto other people's faces.

It's good to have a hobby

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:30 am

i once considered taking up surgically grafting faces a face swap if you will at random as a hobby but eventually decided against it mainly due to my inability to take a good photograph because honestly what point would there be without a worthy memento

Post by **Manoil** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:47 am

Did you ever consider a tradeback policy?

I still can't break this notion that you're a complex, data-based algorithm bent on the destruction of mankind, yet somehow trapped within an Australian server. I maintain that it still seems more plausible

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Rather than digging dead threads. AKA The Picture Thread

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