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the age of elegance

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tell me about the last time you told a joke to a group of people and how it went down.

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I told a series of jokes around a fire last night and it went over well.
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I made an Auschwitz joke in a chicken battery during animal behaviour class a while ago. Only one girl laughed. Her name is Rachel and I think she is of Semitic background. Go figure...
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It's their sense of humor that has sustained them as a people for 3000 years.
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They go over well. The puns are always regarded with people fake throwing their shoes or something at me but most others have most folks laughing with the overly sensitive not since most of my jokes are considered "lewd" or "inappropriate." That said I'd like to consider myself a good story teller, so most of the funny stuff I tell is through a story with

I break the ice with people by telling aristocrat jokes, and when people I know who are easily offended walk into a room I act like I'm halfway through a story and say very loudly to my friends, who more often than not go along with it, "So there I am, forearm deep in this hookers ass, right?"

Depends on my company, of course.
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Cimmerian Nights wrote:It's their sense of humor that has sustained them as a people for 3000 years.
Most Jews I know rarely laugh, they're a smart, close-oritentated type, yet friendly enough. Yet they don't seem to give a fuck about the Holocaust either.
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Whats the difference between jews and boyscouts?
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You kill a jew but a boyscout kills you D;

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I told an amusing anecdote about a previous sexual encounter, which made a lady friend giggle, and later giving me a hanjob.

I'd say that's pretty well.
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Cantona wrote:hanjob
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