Russians find dead alien.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:18 am

Would depend on how bangable their women are.

Gunman · Post by **Gunman** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:10 am

Dogmeatlives wrote:here is a hypothetical for everyone- Let's say aliens come down to earth and they wanna take one of us back to be a representative for mankind. Would you be that person? keep in mind you will not be probed or dissected or studied like an animal, but you also will never return to earth. you will have to live on their alien planet til death. would you leave with them? discuss.

Why would I HAVE to live on their planet for ever? I mean they obv. have space ships so I'd get one and visit erf as much as I can to make people think I'm an alien, when in fact I am just a human who's friends with aliens using an alien space ship to visit earth. Silly people... and then they will post me re-entering the atmosphere on youtube.

And then I'd post like: "FAKE!" as a comment and they're argue with me.

But let's ask a better question:

You are chosen as human representative. What is your approach to representing earth and humanity?

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:35 am

Frighten the shit out of them and convince them we [humanity] have real life plot armor and can defeat any alien invasion by showing them every alien movie ever and convincing them they were actually documentaries.

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:00 am

Aliens invade our subconscious thoughts and somehow provide us with insight and wisdom about how we SHOULD live :OSCAR GREEN PEACE:

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:41 am

Gunman wrote:You are chosen as human representative. What is your approach to representing earth and humanity?

bud light and jÃ¤gerbombs

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:23 pm

Gunman wrote:You are chosen as human representative. What is your approach to representing earth and humanity?

Whip my cock out and just piss everywhere.

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:53 am

Follow up to this is funny stuff, guy who made the alien got arrested as some tool thought the body was that of a child.
Long story short he was let go after he agreed to hand the body over, it was made from chicken or so they say.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:25 pm

Yonmanc wrote:
Gunman wrote:You are chosen as human representative. What is your approach to representing earth and humanity?
Whip my cock out and just piss everywhere.

I would whip it out and then proceed to try and mate with one of via one of the holes on their gooey alien body. That represents us perfectly imo.

Gunman · Post by **Gunman** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:09 pm

In soviet Russia, alien finds YOU!

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:01 am

Dogmeatlives wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:
Gunman wrote:You are chosen as human representative. What is your approach to representing earth and humanity?
Whip my cock out and just piss everywhere.
I would whip it out and then proceed to try and mate with one of via one of the holes on their gooey alien body. That represents us perfectly imo.

Only if said extra-terrestrial cum receptical is a child of the species. That way you get to fuck an alien AND possibly recieve ad revenue from the catholic church!

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:52 pm

The fuck, man?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:10 pm

http://www.imagechan.com/img/8645/What- ... -an-alien/ duh

i always thought aliens would be so alien they wouldnt give a chuffing fuck about communication maybe theyd be rocks or somethin. and how are you meant to talk to a rock, play ROCK MUSIC?!

lol jk.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:34 am

Stalagmite wrote:The fuck, man?

The implications of my crude joke were that if we fucked alien children as an advertisement of humanity to alien species, the catholic church might give us some advertising revenue.

Because they fuck children.

Geddit?

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 3:14 am

I think I do. Those "Catholic" jokes are aging very rapidly though j/s.
As for aliens, I'll leave that kind of stuff to Fox Newsians.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:15 am

Stalagmite wrote:Those "Catholic" jokes are aging very rapidly though j/s.

Unlike their victims.

LOL

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:33 am

OMG! =D