William and Kate

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:00 am

I was just reminded that William and Kate are getting married this weekend or something. Are the Brit's at DAC as fed up with all the media about it as people in America?

One thing I have to note is that Kate is fuckin hot, I would feed her a thousand cupcakes and do here. I hope you guys don't take offense to that but I can't help it.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:47 am

Don't give two shits, we quit England 235 years ago, so the royal family isn't our business.

gobbleykins · Post by **gobbleykins** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:51 am

I haven't heard of it much, though considering DAC has been my primary news source for the past 3 months I guess that's not saying much. good god I need to go outside or something

also being newsfree is kind of nice because I don't have to hear about irrelevent shit like this all the damn time. I also don't worry all the time that the world's gonna end tomorrow because libya's rioting like my brother/uncle does. go figure I guess.

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:45 am

She is hot I will give her that.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:08 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Are the Brit's at DAC as fed up with all the media about it as people in America?

Far as I care they can go die in a fire. But between this and some lady googoo or some other retard pop idol going pantsless, I'd rather just switch channels. Or go like gobbley.

Also if you think Kate's hot, Harry got the sweet end of the deal. Whatsername is way better and looks sluttier too.

Post by **Manoil** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:28 pm

Diana?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:35 pm

8/31 never forgive never forget

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:25 pm

I decided to take a day off from revision and get drunk with my girlfriend, or something like that.
But I'm just so swamped right now that I might just end up studying through it

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:19 am

Tofu Man wrote:
POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Are the Brit's at DAC as fed up with all the media about it as people in America?
Far as I care they can go die in a fire. But between this and some lady googoo or some other retard pop idol going pantsless, I'd rather just switch channels. Or go like gobbley.

Also if you think Kate's hot, Harry got the sweet end of the deal. Whatsername is way better and looks sluttier too.

Agreed Harry is also the Anti Christ.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:44 am

Couldn't give a shit about the royals and their marital affairs, and it pisses me off the whole country seems to have to shut down for the day. Fuck em.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:09 am

Manoil wrote:Diana?

Implying he's screwing his own dead mom, heh? +9000

I meant her btw.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:52 pm

watched a bit of it then battle los angeles. im also really hungover and most shops are shut.

terrible

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:18 pm

The asian shops and Asda's are still open. Apparantly muslims and supermarkets dont give a shit about the royals either.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:34 pm

Megatron wrote:watched a bit of it then battle los angeles.

which one did you prefer?

Gunman · Post by **Gunman** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:44 pm

At the pub some guy was like "they married" and I was like "huh" and drank my beer. It was mediocre and unarousing.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:35 pm

id say battle los angeles and the royal wedding were quite evenly matched. long stretches where nothing happened, tacky visuals that cost way too fucking much and both ended with me exhaling slowly and wishing I had gone too sleep.

I managed to get a can of lilt anyway. All of town is packed to the gills with union jack waving mindfuckz. It's only worth being british if you're in another country and can complain about how everything is shit, not be patriotic at any kind of sport and/or royal ritual bullshit.

im not too hungover and i might watch robocop 2 now ok

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:54 am

Megatron wrote:It's only worth being british if you're in another country and can complain about how everything is shit, not be patriotic at any kind of sport and/or royal ritual bullshit.

Agreed. My goal in life is to move to America and become a hack comedian who tells crap jokes about how shit Britain is, and hope my sexy foreign accent will allow my spin a career out of that bullshit.

Maybe then I can get a posh haircut and play the "whimsical non-threatening, emotionally comfortable" Brit in awful American chick flicks where every Brit is apparantly a golf playing twat from London. You don't need to be a talented actor, you just need to be British.

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 3:20 am

That was a quality post, Yonmanc.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:18 am

I wouldn't mind if they abolished all monarchies.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:47 pm

theres no black in the union jack

jk theres loads of black if you look at it thru an xray :mystic:

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