So how many of you actually play golf?

[Jeff]

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I checked the link that Cimmerian Nights posted a few years back but unfortunately they don't seem to collect any statistics on golfing; hence this thread. How many Dackers actually play golf? If you even go to the driving range a few times a year it counts for the purposes of this thread - use your own judgment here. I've always felt the golfbots were a bit dumb but I dunno, it's entirely possible that there's a silent majority on DAC that goes "hmm, styx titanium 3 iron, not a bad deal at all, I sure as heck could use one on the Turnberry" every time they see one of those posts/threads. Me, I'm more of an Apple iPhone 4 Black (16GB) Mobile Phone super Deal kind of guy

edit: oh yeah golfbots please don't skew the results we already know your vote alright sheesh

[Stalagmite]

Fuck no, not these days. There's a few courses in Brisbane I went to with my nigger friend but he was better than I was lol. TIGER FUCK YOU WOODS.

[Megatron]

ive never played golf but i have some golf clubs i got for like $3 in a mom & pop store p.s dont rob from those just wal mart fuck the corporation of united nation amerikk, i live pretty near a golf course though and its pretty chill to walk on there at night or if its snowing poeople go sledging because its so hilly

[rad resistance]

Love to play with my putter.

[SenisterDenister]

I usually play a round or two at the beach with my dad and uncle over family vacation.

[gobbleykins]

I've had some fun ass times with golf carts, but I'm a terrible golfer and I don't golf regularly. Last time I golfed, I swerved hard right in the cart and fell out the side; my step bro stole the driver seat and drove on without me. Later on (16th hole maybe?) I almost put the damn thing into a swamp.

[Cimmerian Nights]

Golf just brings my temper out. 18 holes is too much like work to me.

Agreed, I have more fun getting stoned and going sledding with my kids on the golf course. The HS kids rig up these insane jumps using the curvature of the sand traps for some pretty devastating air. Blood and carnage on the snow, giving me Stalingrad flashbacks.

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So now we're all poor asian chicks with PhDs?

[POOPERSCOOPER]

I've taken golf lessons before if that counts, I can appreciate the sport but I don't really like to wait a really long time for my turn or something.

It would probably be fun to play with friends and kind of shoot the shit until I go and i go all the way in the woods and have to play by myself.