Dude, Where's My Rapture?

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:30 pm

I'm disappointed.

Where's all the media coverage of these forlorn bible-thumpers and their dismay at not being ruptured?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon May 23, 2011 6:10 pm

probably saving it all up for 2012. when 2012 comes and goes what will be the next date perhaps 2021 lol XD

gobbleykins · Post by **gobbleykins** » Mon May 23, 2011 6:17 pm

Cimmerian Nights wrote:I'm disappointed.

Where's all the media coverage of these forlorn bible-thumpers and their dismay at not being ruptured?

6 days later everyone discovers they all made a suicide cult and are dead

gobbleykins · Post by **gobbleykins** » Mon May 23, 2011 6:20 pm

oh i forgot my emoticons

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon May 23, 2011 6:51 pm

TNT showed Jurassic Park that night, leading me to believe the guy actually ment "Velocirapture."

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:18 pm

Macho Man Randy Savage died in a car accident the day before. I bet he had something to do with stopping it from happening.

Rest in peace, Macho Man.

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:01 am

SenisterDenister wrote:Macho Man Randy Savage died in a car accident the day before. I bet he had something to do with stopping it from happening.

Rest in peace, Macho Man.

Best post May '11

Username · Post by **Username** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:20 am

Well Bin Ladin got his early rapture. If he indeed was Allahs homeboy as he claims then we are all doomed.

edit: In case our god isn't stronger than their god.
Would be cool to see god fight his various aliases either way.

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:32 am

You've been watching the gods fight for ten thousand years.
Ain't no thing

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue May 24, 2011 1:19 am

SenisterDenister wrote:Macho Man Randy Savage died in a car accident the day before. I bet he had something to do with stopping it from happening.

Rest in peace, Macho Man. :salute:

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Tue May 24, 2011 3:05 am

Oh yeah.

DIG IT!

rad resistance · Post by **rad resistance** » Tue May 24, 2011 3:20 am

I cried when I read the news of Mancho Mans passing.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue May 24, 2011 4:21 am

Randy Savage didn't die, he chose to leave so that he might perform the actions depicted above and save the world from the rapture.

Username · Post by **Username** » Tue May 24, 2011 1:12 pm

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu May 26, 2011 5:23 am

what was andrew ryan thinking

honestly

gobbleykins · Post by **gobbleykins** » Thu May 26, 2011 7:37 pm

Blargh wrote:thinking

lololol yeah right

Post by **Manoil** » Fri May 27, 2011 8:19 am

Blargh wrote:

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