Lone Wanderer seeks her Charon - w4m

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:40 am

Trauma needs more VX

and an underscore

Or else should consider advertising for "Lurch".

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:42 am

Trauma wrote:Really fucking low.

I didn't bother reading this until now.

Seriously, if you're going to get worked up over insults hurled at you by internet strangers you'll never meet, you're setting yourself up for a lot of pain that you have no one to blame but yourself for.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:11 pm

Yonmanc wrote:
Trauma wrote:My mom died on the 16th.
lol

DaC - lol ur mom just died

If this thread sounds too bizarro to be real it's because it probably isn't.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:01 pm

wow guys thats pretty fucked up taking the piss coz her mum snuffed it gosh

STOP FUCKING WHIT MY WIFE · Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:11 pm

HELLO YOU GOLF HOMOS CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOU JUST HAVE AWAKENED THE BEAST. THE HUMAN BEAST TO BE EXACT, I BELIEVE I HAVEN T INTRODUCED MY SHELF YET. WELL I GO BY MANY NAMES BUT MOST CALL ME THE TORONTO BULL, OR DRILL SARGEANT BUT TRAUMA CALLS ME"HUSBAND" IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. IM GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE AND ONCE ONLY, SO LISTEN REAL CAREFUL. IF ANY OF YOU DIP SH*TS TALK SMACK ABOUT HER, HER WEIGHT, OR HER DEAD MOTHER EVER AGAIN IM GOING TO TAKE THAT CALLAWAY EDGE PUTTER AND SHOVE IT SO DEEP UP YOUR BUTT THAT I CAN PLAY PING PONG WHIT YOUR BALLS CAPICHE? DONT MAKE ME POST AGAIN. OR YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF A REAL SOLDIER,TRUST ME YOU DONT WANT TO ANGER ME. OR YOU MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE "ACCIDENT" P.S. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

SEMPER FI

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:54 pm

Ahahahaha, I just won a bet.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:26 pm

NOT FUCKING WHIT MY WIFE wrote:YOU GOLF HOMOS

Post of the year.

Outback Zamboni wrote:won

You sly fox, you.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:33 pm

PROBABLY NOT THE BEST TIME TO TELL THE MRS ABOUT MY RAGING NECROPHILIA wrote:DONT MAKE ME POST AGAIN.

Please do. We could use the lul(l?!)s.

Post by **Manoil** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:33 pm

That rage post was superior, up until the Canadian flag thing. Kind of a buzzkill for the mood he was setting.

What exactly did I miss that brought that on? Just run-of-the-mill DaC shenanigans?

Also, I don't think crusing on the CAPSLOCK highway has ever been manlier. Golf, playing with another's balls, buttplay, and cursing censorship.
BEEFCAKE BEEFCAKE

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:53 pm

STOP FUCKING MY WIFE wrote:YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF A REAL SOLDIER.

LOL

Post by **Manoil** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:01 pm

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:07 pm

:scaredoutofmywitsawhshitthecanucksarecoming:

lol I seriously hope that really was her husband and not an alt.

Post by **Manoil** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:13 pm

Just saw the answer and I lolled so hard I think I farted an intact plum. I can't ruin it for youse, though.

TheCynic · Post by **TheCynic** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:14 pm

7+ years of lurking and this is the best DAC thread ever.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:17 pm

Manoil wrote:Just saw the answer and I lolled so hard I think I farted an intact plum. I can't ruin it for youse, though.

Is it actually a spambot for the Callaway Edge Putter? If so that's some aggressive marketing!

Post by **Manoil** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:57 pm

STOP FUCKING WHIT MY WIFE wrote:HELLO YOU GOLF HOMOS CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOU JUST HAVE AWAKENED THE BEAST

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:04 pm

Yonmanc wrote: lol I seriously hope that really was her husband and not an alt.

Yeah, it's too good to be true methinks.

STOP FUCKING WHIT MY WIFE wrote:I BELIEVE I HAVEN T INTRODUCED MY SHELF YET.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:29 pm

Just another day on Duck and Cover.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:42 pm

STOP FUCKING WHIT MY WIFE wrote:IF ANY OF YOU DIP SH*TS TALK SMACK ABOUT HER, HER WEIGHT, OR HER DEAD MOTHER EVER AGAIN IM GOING TO TAKE THAT CALLAWAY EDGE PUTTER AND SHOVE IT SO DEEP UP YOUR BUTT THAT I CAN PLAY PING PONG WHIT YOUR BALLS CAPICHE?

I was under the impression that you killing her mother was what drove her to eat until she became fat.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:26 pm

Trifecta!

Duck and Cover

Lone Wanderer seeks her Charon - w4m

my bet? Manc=Trauma

10 RECIEVE ANTIPATHY 20 ABSCOND 30 RETURN 40 GOTO 10

A chant, you say ?

What a coincidence, I know where I live too!

AlsÃ¶ wik