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I am a bad atheist

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war broke out and the USA was attacked by three evils.

1. Nuclear Bomb
2. Skinny Lesser Velociraptor
3. Much more Bulky Duck-like Velociprator.

The russians sent the tough large bulky velociratpor. the other enemy of US had more money so they could afford plenty of nukes and dinosaurs.

anyhow. it was a very long dream-day. you haven't heard someone scream until a little girl falls into highly radioactive puddles. some parts of my home town were still on fire too.

so i knew this wasn't good. and the fact that my home town is a prime target on the to-nuke list.

so immediately changed direction and found some kind of place where i could catch a ferry to the middle of the gulf of mexico. but you had to have something valuable. or been a hero so far in the massive unrest since nukes and dinosaurs have been attacking.

but it was too late. someone pointed, and said OH SHIT TIS A MIISSLE COMMING IN

and it was a nuke. at this point as an atheist i knew it was all over. nuke is way too close and i am still on the bus-building-shipyard and haven't made it anywhere near the gulf.

so we all had to watch as the blast came to us. the bus shielded some of the heat, but then swarms of fire and maximum power sent us rolling. our united states government did turn out to have 1 plan to make us feel better. they played patriotic music to give us hope.

as i was dying i caved in and said, god if thats you playing that music and my country is lying to me again, please i believe in you now .

well i stopped dying so bad and the bus was slowly pushed away into a deep swamp of my local area. some flow of lava came with that nuke blast. which is pretty oddd.

came to a night elf area. at least in appearance. but it was much more beautiful than the nightelf we see in Warcraft 3. so all us survivors immeidately knew to sit at the night elf tree worship pad thingy. very beautiful. and i think there was a wisp .

but that wasn't the end off the dream. i still had to go on and try to rescue people and fighting the dinosaurs .

along the way i met some people .B.D. Wong, Piers the Judge, from Britain's Got Talent/America's Got Talent and some others.

We made our way to some kind of school/cathedral. inside everyone was having lunch. we couldn't tell if the area was under attack by dinosaurs. or was about to be.

after heading back out to the front surely there was 1 skinny dinosaur. pretty hard to defeat. but then came the duck-like fat tough dinosaur (sent by rusians if you remember:).

some of my team got in the way and it kept getting back up before we could finish it off. B.D. Wong pointed out that the indian tribes setup machine gun cross bow arrow sentrys. but quickly got sliced on the side of his face.

;i picked him up and rushed off to hide him from the dinosaurs so they wouldn't target him.

when we came back, Piers the judge from AGT/BGT got an idea. he could replace the eye ball of BD Wong with the eye ball of the guy who was careless enough to get in the way of our dinosaur fight. after popping BD wong's see through sphere ball, he replaced it with the other guys'. then the replacement grew an iris and so on.

but then it was on his hand. i guess for testing? didn't make much sense.


so the next task was, how do we wait out the rest of the nukes , should we?> or should we continue to try and rescue people from dinosaurs and nkes at same time?

one safe spot would be this 100 foot high jungle gym bars not too far from the cathedral. b ut even os, a nuke would kill us all. it is no where nera as a high or stable as it would have to be to keep us away from a nuke if it dropped.

more happened in this dream. but i thnk that is it for now. also, surprise surprise, the Arabs had a sudden problem with letting americans out of the USA to be safe. probably just don't like americans.
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Are we sure this isn't a megs alt?
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We are very sure.
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I think prosper just leaked the plot to the next Jurassic Park film.
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