This is how I roll 2

Taco-Hero · Post by **Taco-Hero** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:09 am

Or cut out the middleman and eat the food yourself, or fuck it. Whatever works.

rad resistance · Post by **rad resistance** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:10 pm

Or get a girlfriend and stuff her face with fatty foods.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:26 am

I think I might ask for a refund and get a PS3, either way I've always been prepared to eat the cost (hur) knowing that the fight to get my money back would be more humiliating than it's worth. "Look I paid this guy to film some girls to eat till they explode; he didn't deliver."

SlavemasterT · Post by **SlavemasterT** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:00 am

Pooperscooper wrote:I think I might ask for a refund and get a PS3, either way I've always been prepared to eat the cost (hur) knowing that the fight to get my money back would be more humiliating than it's worth. "Look I paid this guy to film some girls to eat till they explode; he didn't deliver."

Pooper, I'll get your back mang, just as soon as I have my contracts class under my belt; I'll always be happy to be your pro-boner advocate.

jiujitsu · Post by **jiujitsu** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:16 am

Pooper, I'm not sure this is healthy. Not for your psyche, the girls' health or your finances.

It would be better to just jerk it to naked chicks getting banged like most people do. That's free.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:07 am

jiujitsu wrote:Pooper, I'm not sure this is healthy. Not for your psyche, the girls' health or your finances.

It would be better to just jerk it to naked chicks getting banged like most people do. That's free.

That isn't appealing to me and it something I would consider "low class". My feeder fetish is a very high class erotica where only the highest power people in America are into it.

Anyways, the guy is willing to refund my money but he keeps saying he has tons fo other models. I'm looking through them but I don't like judging models when they are always naked, for some reason I find it harder to judge a model when she has no cloths on than when she does.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:28 am

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:very high class where only the highest power people in America are into it.

I'm picturing the 80syuppies from Lionheart.

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:I'm looking through them but I don't like judging models when they are always naked, for some reason I find it harder to judge a model when she has no cloths on than when she does.

Post the pics and let DAC vote.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 11:08 pm

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:02 am

http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/1656325/viewall Is the only one that looks like she's not trying too hard or so slutty it would defy belief.

jiujitsu · Post by **jiujitsu** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:22 am

Pooper, you should spend the money on something cool. Something lasting. Not some stupid fucking whore that'll give you an erection for 30 minutes. It doesn't make sense. Jerk your fucking bird and forget about this shit. Buy booze! Buy computer parts! Buy a new car! It's an empty waste. Empty!

I'm drunk.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:10 am

Yeah, I forgot the part about where this is costing him thousands of dollars. Jerking off like a normal person is free - you could get something lasting without buying these custom movies.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:13 am

what i dont understand is why you dont just do it on the cheap and modify your basement with hidden cameras and such and then kidnap some poor tart and keep her imprisoned and control her dietary options like some sort of debauched tyrant think of how you could have a really cool collection of shallow graves

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:28 pm

The video has been officially canceled. The producer couldn't get any of the girls I wanted so he refunded my money.

I've been thinking about getting a ps3 with the money.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:18 pm

You should buy a boat.

rad resistance · Post by **rad resistance** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:45 pm

PS3 most def or a flamethrower, so you can scream out "GO DIE IN A FIRE" and mean it.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:08 am

St. Toxic wrote:You should buy a boat.

We already got a ski boat

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:59 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:My feeder fetish is a very high class erotica where only the highest power people in America are into it.

That is respectable and you shouldn't settle for anything less.

Do you always take your date to an all-you-can-eat buffet?

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:58 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:
St. Toxic wrote:You should buy a boat.
We already got a ski boat

Fuck that next-gen shit. Get this:

You can jack off to the sails getting fattened with air and your nostrils feeding on the salty breeze of the sea.

rad resistance · Post by **rad resistance** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:43 pm

Nothings cooler then scurvy and hardtack.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:22 pm

VasikkA wrote::

Do you always take your date to an all-you-can-eat buffet?

I've never had a date in my life.

st. toxic wrote: You can jack off to the sails getting fattened with air and your nostrils feeding on the salty breeze of the sea. cool

Hah, well put. I actually wouldn't mind having a sail boat like that or atleast live on one for awhile and visit all the islands of booty, but we would probably get attacked by pirates and killed.

Duck and Cover

This is how I roll 2

REALLY THOUGH.