I took a big risk and had sex with Cakester's mom

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:07 am

And now I have herpes.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:40 am

I did not know you were interested in inter-species liaisons. I envy the innocence of my past self. Still, it must be a fine thing for you to have a memento. Yes.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:07 am

She isn't a different species, Blargh. She's merely a subhuman mutant.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:10 am

An abhuman, like the respectable Ogyrn or Rattling from 40k. I can't say squat because they're technically not around any more, but I imagine the experience would be reminiscent to an escapade wrangling several midgets into a burlap sack and forcing yourself upon them.

Not that I have any personal experience with that or anything.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:47 am

While abhuman, there's nothing respectable about her.

Surely, I can't be the only one here whose engaged in coitus with the mother of Prosper Cakester Pizzahut Lover III (his legal name), can I?

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:28 am

Retlaw83 wrote:Surely, I can't be the only one here whose engaged in coitus with the mother of Prosper Cakester Pizzahut Lover III (his legal name), can I?

Cough.

SenisterDenister wrote:Not that I have any personal experience with that or anything.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:05 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:And now I have herpes.

Adoption is a good thing, but just because you plowed the broad doesn't mean you have to take ownership of him too.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:02 am

I imagine having Walter as a step dad might do him some good. If not him, then the rest of us. (hint: take away his computer privileges)

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:16 am

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FTFY. HTH.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:36 pm

SenisterDenister wrote:An abhuman, like the respectable Ogyrn or Rattling from 40k. I can't say squat because they're technically not around any more, but I imagine the experience would be reminiscent to an escapade wrangling several midgets into a burlap sack and forcing yourself upon them.

Not that I have any personal experience with that or anything.

I'd imagine the experience to be akin to something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

Post by **Manoil** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:22 pm

Cimmerian Nights wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:And now I have herpes.
Adoption is a good thing, but just because you plowed the broad doesn't mean you have to take ownership of him too.

Is this a Paul Reiser movie? HAVE I GONE MAD

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