Everything you need to found Junktown

[Jeff]

let's do this swell guy

aerial view
photo gallery

[Retlaw83]

I will bring my own beer, but its only hospitality that you provide the liquor.

[Tofu Man]

I was promised piña coladas, mang.

Anyways let's git'r done, dibs on the duplex at the back.

[Retlaw83]

I want to live in the metal doohickey over yonder by Gimp's place.

[Jeff]

don't worry bros booze aplenty over at casa de Gimp and the metal doohickey is definitely yours. does anyone have any casino experience or maybe a pokerstars account, because we definitely need a Gizmo. how about Spazmo?

(if you scroll to the left on the map there are hundreds of more cars in the forest, i think there are probably enough to found another Junktown for Prospers and MR Snakes and Smileys and such)

[Tofu Man]

(i think there are probably enough to found another Junktown for Prospers and MR Snakes and Smileys and such)

How about no?

That your car, or did someone throw away a perfectly good Cherokee?

[Retlaw83]

(if you scroll to the left on the map there are hundreds of more cars in the forest, i think there are probably enough to found another Junktown for Prospers and MR Snakes and Smileys and such)

The only way I can see that going down is building them some sort of half-assed car fort at an inconvenient distance from the potable water and we call them The Outlanders.

[Jeff]

they could probably live in the back of a van now that i think of it, but it doesn't really matter as long as we get to call them the outlanders. however i'm positive that the best way to go about it would be letting prosper be their architectural world designing mastermind, i'm sure his scat dungeon / momma's basement is full of practicable concept art and other shit for it already.

also i do not own a car "tofu man" ergo, real life junktown plans

[Megatron]

mama always said i was a junkyard dog, a real trash hound if ya know what i mean.

[Retlaw83]

I'm afraid I don't know what you mean.

[Megatron]

its all about recycling dude. eat your own skin. smoke dried shit. cannibalize your hair. lifes tuff after the apocalypse thats the epitome of duck and cover[/i]

Current mood:

[Retlaw83]

So what you're saying is, it's time for us to start milking dogs.

[Blargh]

Wolves.

[Jeff]

everybody's jumping on the wolfmilk bandwagon these days, i've been doing it since day 1 in preparation for when the bombs fall. i will be the first post-apocalyptic hipster fyi, i will have a low-cut v-neck vault jumpsuit and whatever.

[Tofu Man]

Aw, Meggsy's an art student? Would never have guessed.

I guess if he was on his meds, he'd probably cure cancer or something.

[Mismatch]

Seems nice enuff, but we need to make sure we have all skills needed to found junktown.
My puters skill is ok, masters degree.
Electronics not very good.

No outdoorsman or anything, and melee is poor at best. No traits or perks either. But my pa is a farmer so I have shoveled shit quite a lot.

[Jeff]

i am adequate at unarmed and gambling, with maybe 20% in repair i'm sure i'd be pretty good with energy weapons if they existed though

No traits or perks either. But my pa is a farmer so I have shoveled shit quite a lot.

expert excrement expeditor is a perk, right?

[Mismatch]

Yeah, but mostly for mocking purposes. I can't recall any bonuses.

[Kashluk]

You have my pen! Perception 2 or something, small guns
skill tolerable. I'm good at science, as long as it's social sciences
or economics. I doubt those skills build laser pistols, though.
Also shoveled shit quite a lot. Doesn't that give, like, +1 damage
for me and Mismatch against brahmin? I think it should.

I call dibs on the fanciest shack, trololololo

[Retlaw83]

Kash, I already called that. But I am willing to be roommates in the spirit of sharing and unity against the outlanders.