Everything you need to found Junktown

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:42 am

I guess I'll build a shop and manage stuff there. I'll make a few rooms in the back where I can live, of course.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:20 am

I feel like I should mention at this point that I'm kind of a private person, so I'd appreciate you not barging in, going through my bookshelves and containers and stealing all my stuff. If you want to borrow something, just ask okay? Also shoving bombs with timers in my pants is pretty immature, this is real life not a Looney Tunes cartoon.

follow those 8th and 11th rules of Fight Club and we'll get along just fine

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:38 am

I do have a habit of firing submachine guns in burst when my friends are between me and my target, I hope that's all right.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:19 am

Sometimes I find myself getting caught in loops where I feel like I'm answering the same questions over and over again. That only happens when I meet a stranger, though. Very inquisitive folks around.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:49 am

Also, no dicking around inside the well. It's a fucking water supply, not a playground. Sure, the water tastes like arse but it's not like we have bottles of the stuff just lying around.

Next time I see a person rather than a bucket dangling from the other end of the rope, I'm just gonna cut it and leave you in there.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:55 am

Lots of helpful info here, perhaps this thread could serve as some kind of a Junktown code of conduct / ten commandments / declaration of independence. Best to get to know our pet peeves and behavioural peculiarities as well before moving in together. Good work fellow citizens

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:24 pm

Tofu Man wrote:Aw, Meggsy's an art student? Would never have guessed.

I guess if he was on his meds, he'd probably cure cancer or something.

i am a fully qualified artist now, a regular post graduate of fine honour and duty on the battlefield regarding warfare painting, corpse sculpting and making tattoos from falling out of the highwayman after you polished my shotgun off both barrels back of the head double tap execution style.

I think I'd be good at organizing sporting events in general since everyone on dac like sports.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:54 pm

I'm actually decent at footie. No ball control at all, an awful first touch but good attitude.

I could run the local bar, but I'll need someone to run the next-door brothrel. It should be a female tho, most such establishments in the wastes seem to be run by females. We don't have many of those, do we?

Ah, and Carib should be sheriff, like that guy in redding (it is redding innit?)

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:45 pm

Mismatch wrote:I could run the local bar, but I'll need someone to run the next-door brothrel. It should be a female tho, most such establishments in the wastes seem to be run by females. We don't have many of those, do we?

Doesn't really matter who runs it as long as the employees are women. Or men. Or dogs, or muties, I dunno, whatever floats your boats.

Mismatch wrote: Ah, and Carib should be sheriff, like that guy in redding (it is redding innit?)

Definitely!

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:31 pm

Megatron wrote:i am a fully qualified artist now

once an art student, semper an art student. sic transit fi tyrannis, mang

Worrying lack of a medic. I'd volunteer but I know more about preserving corpses than live ones. Guess I'll make the caskets and dig the graves, if that position's not undertaken.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:22 pm

By the looks of our survival skills, you're gonna be the richest man in town, Tofu

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:15 am

we have Doc Hill bro don't you worry bout a thing

or is he different kind of a doctor, like Dr. Dre or Dr. Phil

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 2:41 am

Someone needs to handle the poop system, you just can't be pooping everywhere and you don't want people pooping in their house 24/7 or its going to smell. I suggest I design a poop system that will drain it all into giant pool of poop like couple football fields away.

Do you guys want like porta potties or a central sewer system?

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:07 am

Let's do a central sewer system that creates a cesspool next to the Car Fort of the Outlanders.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:17 am

And the award for more egregious settlement concept than Little Lamplight goes to . . .

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 12:54 pm

. . . Brisbane? Come for the street rafting, stay for the deadly animals! We have Drednaughts!

Kashluk wrote:By the looks of our survival skills, you're gonna be the richest man in town, Tofu

Oh, I was thinking more along the lines of socialised undertaking. That way, I'd only have to dig one hole.
Besides, we got skillz brah. Just a matter of passing a law that sez anyone with a fb account has to farm something. Think of it as making up for crimes against humanitah. Problem solved!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:12 pm

i'll farm weed 420 24/7 fuck the police i.e. carib

Retlaw83 wrote:Let's do a central sewer system that creates a cesspool next to the Car Fort of the Outlanders.

motion carried!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:42 am

Monobrow Surfer wrote:Brisbane?

I think this may just be nudging the nadir more than fucking Canberra, TBH.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:30 am

Give me your poop! I will process it into bombs.

Also:

Built ourselves a city
And we made it out of mud
We dried it off this morning
Out there in the desert sun
And we never do no working
Just sit and watch TV
Well, I finally found a city
Full of people just like me

Well we're gonna drag Bruce Springsteen
By his axe through our streets
By the time we're done The Boss
Will look like a side of beef
We've got plans for other wankers
Who might come through our town
Y'know we're going to rid the world
Of those Top-40 clowns
Then we're going to buy some bombs
Just like the big boys have
So don't call us losers
Or you might just make us mad!

Built ourselves a city
And we propped it up with wood
We were drunk when we made it
Hell! We did the best we could
And still we don't do no working
Just sit and watch TV
Well, I finally found a city
Full of people just like me

Someone tried to build a health spa
But we quickly burned it down
'Cause we don't want any healthy people
Ruining our town
Y'know, we used to have a K-Mart
We burnt that sucker too
'Cause they wouldn't let you in
Without a shirt or shoes
And we never paved the roads
We just bought VCR's
When you got good movies
Hell, you don't need any cars

Built ourselves a city
And we call it WiseGuyVille
And we made a few mistakes
Like putting children on the pill
And we never do no working
'Cause we got cable TV
Hell, I finally found a city
Full of people just like me

Someday we'll have a new land
From sea to shining sea
Someday we'll have a country
Full of people just like me

not what I meant

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:42 pm

I know a thing or two about house building as well. Proper house building with 15" insulation and proper air flow to avoid mold and cope with Nordic conditions. So we'll have good housing.

Duck and Cover

Everything you need to found Junktown

Re: Remax & Romularse are into furries. That explains it

If I keep that up, I'll be my own customer. Oh, well.

BE PROUD, CHILDREN.

WELL DONE, WELL DONE, WELL DONE.