frat party, the american dream

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:25 am

okay americans and other experts on the subject, what do i need to host a frat party? i have started research on the subject and made a partial list

- beer kegs
- solo cups
- beer bong
- beer pong
- flip cup
- keg stands
- women
- freshmen
- party music such as "i love college" by asher roth
- the whole cast of american pie

also what would be a good name for a fraternity, chi beta theta kappa alpha omega?

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:43 am

Kegs.
Keg stands.
Red plastic cups.
Table tennis balls.
Racks of beer.
Women.
Freshmen.
Bro music.
American Pie.

Yeah, dude, you pretty much fucking hammered it.

A good name would be "Alpha Fistbump Omega" or something along those lines. You're pretty much set, mang.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:35 pm

jetbaby wrote:"Alpha Fistbump Omega"

i'm feelin it nice one bro most def

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:08 pm

Male guests can only wear collared polo shirts and their collars must be popped for allowance to the party. They all also have to wear a hat and keep it tilted but extremely gelled hair is an acceptable substitute.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:40 pm

No frat party I've been to has beer pong. There's also a strict admittance policy; frat brothers and their male friends are the only dudes allowed, all girls are welcome. The reality is really douchey and not much of a fun environment if you're old enough to drink legally.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:47 am

DAC is 100% brosef, for the terrible and decent alike, so it works out.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:24 pm

my house is pretty much a constant frat party we got a fridge full of brewskis, gherkins, olives, eggs, chili, cabbage, whatever mnnot to mention the killer sound system to pump the turbo bass into your bruised mendulla oblongata fuck*d up from all that sick colombian marchin pwoder i bought from my black friend on facebook fuck the real ira and 8 mile also probably a oil lamp projector would be good for when you film porn whilst the sexy little ho-ho is smashed on brewskis and pickled cabbage 2009 respect, wicked.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:25 am

I went to some guys house with his roommates and they had pretty cool frat type house. You can tell they are all cool cause they have 2 large TVs right next to each other, a beer pong table, lots of guys, and one girl.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:24 am

Don't forget the Roofies!