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sharbanee
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by sharbanee Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:12 am
How do I convince my girlfriend to let me get a vasectomy? She said she would dump me if i get a vasectomy. How can i change her mind?
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sharbanee on Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:01 am, edited 1 time in total.
Blargh
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by Blargh Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:48 am
Ahahahahaha.
Wow .
Megatron
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by Megatron Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:03 pm
get half a vasectomy and see what she thinks.
Jeff
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by Jeff Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:55 pm
tell her you can reverse the vasectomy when/if she wants to, it's just like tying and untying a knot. pretty much. you could even let her do it, probably.
VasikkA
No more Tuna
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by VasikkA Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:20 pm
Why do you need her opinion, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
SenisterDenister
Haha you're still not there yet
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by SenisterDenister Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:45 pm
Freeze some sperm first. That'll shut her up.
POOPERSCOOPER
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Posts: 5035 Joined: Sat Apr 05, 2003 1:50 amLocation: California
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by POOPERSCOOPER Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:54 am
Might as well put a leash on you and walk on all fours. Real men just tell women they got the procedure done when they really haven't and then have sex.
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
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by Retlaw83 Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:29 am
All the pictures Cakester posted look like botched vasectomies.
"You're going to have a tough time doing that without your head, palooka."
Jeff
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by Jeff Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:27 am
Prosper could work as a film prop designer for Cronenberg
Megatron
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by Megatron Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:09 pm
sure ill texture them here you go
Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
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by Retlaw83 Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:06 am
Instead of a vasectomy, why not punch through your girlfriends stomach and rip out her uterus with your bare hands? I bet she'd regret not letting you get a vasectomy then!
Blargh
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by Blargh Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:20 am
Far too impersonal. To show your appropriate love and devotion, use only your teeth.
Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
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by Retlaw83 Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:20 am
I was thinking he could just take bites out of it in between shouting incoherent curses at her.
"You're going to have a tough time doing that without your head, palooka."
