Derek Smart! Derek Smart! DEREK SMART!

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:58 pm

He's back and crying about how people aren't buying his overpriced mobile game on Steam.

It's pretty funny.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:22 pm

Is this the Battlecruiser guy?

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:19 pm

Yes it is. I thought he had died of shame years ago.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:29 am

I accidentally bought Universal Combat a little over a decade ago not realizing it was the pig that was Battlecruiser 3000AD with some lipstick on it. Only reason I figured it out was I had played Battlecruiser after getting it in a bargain bin for $2.

He suffers from the Peter Molyneaux complex of promising great things and not delivering. Except this guy over-reacts to disappointed fans more and delivers even less.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:03 am

Derek Smart is always good for a larf. I remember when Something Awful had those articles on him. Nostalgia.

jimmypneumatic · Post by **jimmypneumatic** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:51 pm

I like that one of the related videos is 'exploding sperm whale caught on camera'...

Final thoughts on Mr. Smarts behalf; this person is an ordinary everyday angry black guy, he just happens to be a game developer. Moving on.