Games that don't require a video game machine. Old time fun.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:16 pm

Alright so this one is called "Battle Royale", sometimes when I boil some eggs I will smash them against each other until one intact egg remains to see which one of them is the alpha egg. I call him "The Unbreakable". This one gets eaten last and is savoured with extreme attention paid to all senses involved to celebrate its triumphant victory over the inferior eggs. Do you guys know of any other fun games like this?

Champion of the Wastes.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:09 am

I did this with M&M's and skittles when I was a kid.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Dec 04, 2020 12:53 pm

SenisterDenister wrote:I did this with M&M's and skittles when I was a kid.

It indeed is literally the oldest game in the world and has taken many forms throughout the history of mankind, but I think the modern egg-boiling technology has introduced some new and innovative gameplay mechanics to this old classic. Set-up time can be a bit of a chore though if you're in a rush but still want to play a quick match of Battle Royale

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:03 pm

OK here's another one from the digital era, you don't need xbox but you do need dvd player. Turn the player on with no disc inside, when the dvd logo bounces around on the screen you must wait for it to hit the corner with pixel perfect accuracy. That counts as a goal. It's like the solitaire version of Pong but with 0 players instead of 1.

I bet SenisterDenister will be like, whatever dude I did this with betamaxx when I was like 2 you loser. Someone call Pooperscooper because we have a party pooper. I'm joking buddy you're not a party pooper, no, you strike me more as a wedding crasher, just sipping his drink in the corner, observing, biding his time...

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 8:13 am

Funny enough at a wedding I'm drinking all the booze and out dancing with the girls making an ass of myself. I never would have suspected it but at weddings I'm a party animal. At my friend's wedding, which was open bar, I had a dozen beers, I don't know how many mixed drinks and glasses of whiskey, and a few big cigars and I was out dancing my ass off. One of the only times I ever had a hangover.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 9:10 am

SenisterDenister wrote:Funny enough at a wedding I'm drinking all the booze and out dancing with the girls making an ass of myself. I never would have suspected it but at weddings I'm a party animal. At my friend's wedding, which was open bar, I had a dozen beers, I don't know how many mixed drinks and glasses of whiskey, and a few big cigars and I was out dancing my ass off. One of the only times I ever had a hangover.

That sounds great! There's something magical about weddings, I love dancing and making an ass of myself at them

last time I had a work flight the next morning, and it was one of the worst hangovers of my life.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Tue Jun 29, 2021 5:39 pm

Ok here's one, it's called "how many times can i fold these last two pieces of toilet paper before I get shit all over my fingers", good fun