Every day I watch a train carriage roll past my window, empty
Multinational coffee and bagel shops are shutting their doors faster than drug night clubs
All of the street jerks and city animals are out of work,
Let me tell you - people keep saying when are things going back to normal?
the fuck you want that for? theres no going back anyway
We've passed through what I call "The Event Hoprizor" of work. Your job just got outsourced to a baby in a developing nation, who in turn flipped the contract to a cybercrook to sell your Zoom meeting recordings to artificial intelligences focused on swapping your head onto porn actors to deep-blackmail you
Here's another thing
*wobbles hands around and starts to pace around the stage*
In 1976 job scientists worked out that going to work makes you feel like a dickhead. Turns out, working for a living means you die fast
So lets look at the data
*holds up bottle of water to the light so you can see its molecules*
If everyone in the audience was a bottle of water, we'd all be out of jobs. Theres no point in school any more - school trains you to work in a 19th century shit farm, not a 21st century unemployed mind warrior
Lets look at the data
*squeezes bottle of water so it spills out. it is actually LSD mixed with uranium. Everyone dies psychedelically*
So, how has this plandemic affected you? Do you have a new job working in a strip mall? Are you a fuckin bum working up the street fighting ranks? Or are you buying cryptocurrency and beaming it into space?
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