The Question Thread

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Wed May 26, 2021 8:29 pm

ExtremeDrinker wrote:What exactly would you do for a Klondike Bar?

i would suck 1 billion dicks

Amis · Post by **Amis** » Thu May 27, 2021 4:13 pm

How much is TOO much?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Fri May 28, 2021 11:58 pm

3, for sure.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat May 29, 2021 1:09 pm

1 billion and 1

is "bitcoin halving" when it loses half of its value bcause of a stillgray tweet

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Tue Jun 01, 2021 9:08 pm

why has bodhi-dharma left for the east?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Mon Aug 23, 2021 3:21 pm

is it too late to start collecting swords

munchkin · Post by **munchkin** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:02 am

Gimp Mask wrote:is it too late to start collecting swords

For what use?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:14 am

purely for their aesthetic value

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:54 am

my dad has a katana and a tanto, I think he really wants a gunblade ideally

munchkin · Post by **munchkin** » Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:53 am

Gimp Mask wrote:purely for their aesthetic value

Oh wow, you have some fine collections there! Are those real-sharp?

Hyacinth · Post by **Hyacinth** » Thu Sep 02, 2021 4:50 pm

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:24 pm

that looks more like a knife

munchkin wrote:Oh wow, you have some fine collections there! Are those real-sharp?

Well I guess that depends on your definition of "real-sharp". Could they cut a man in half? Maybe. Could they cut a baby in half? Easily. As it is with any good blade, you keep its edge with never-ending sharpening. My whetstone is my art. And my blades wear out as I hone them. Dust to dust. Eventually I end up with just the handles. What can you cut with a handle? That's the real question. A real samurai blade is only as good as its handle, blades are secondary. That's why nunchucks were invented, the ultimate weapon, double handle, double damage, double dragon.

Bruce Lee with the Master Sword

Hyacinth · Post by **Hyacinth** » Thu Sep 02, 2021 10:21 pm

I practice my own martial arts by living true to the saying that the pen is mightier than a sword, I have in my alchemical process joined them. My blade opens paper envelopes delivered to me by the hidden messenger. I have my metal box which only I have a key. There are many similar metal boxes but only one matters, that one which is mine. The messenger moves in the shadows. My blade is not sharp. It is the motion of the ocean that matters. I am one with my blade as the cut progresses swiftly, revealing how much debt I am in. Each passing moon I receive more messages.

A true master warrior must be a poet, to kill more effectively. Thats why the T-800 has detailed files stored in its mind.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 7:05 am

ah i see. hey you might enjoy this book,
The Unfettered Mind: Writings of the Zen Master to the Sword Master
it's more about killing people than unsolicited mail though

I have a Morakniv

Hyacinth · Post by **Hyacinth** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:01 pm

What is the number of gold atoms (in whatever the optimal geometry and conditions may be required) for it to be visible by the naked human eye as gold?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:27 am

Gimp Mask wrote:is it too late to start collecting swords

Fuck no it isn't. I had Stannis Baratheon's "Light Bringer" commissioned two years ago and one day when I get dementia, I'm going on a rampage with it and a handful of flashbangs while only wearing a jock strap.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Tue Sep 07, 2021 1:59 pm

It is imperative that every man own Narsil, Anduril, Glamdring, and Sting. An armed home is a safe home.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:42 am

have you ever feared that other people could read your mind?

Wolfman Walt wrote:Fuck no it isn't. I had Stannis Baratheon's "Light Bringer" commissioned two years ago and one day when I get dementia, I'm going on a rampage with it and a handful of flashbangs while only wearing a jock strap.

so are those fancy swords people collect actually usable, well balanced and deadly? I always assumed they all were just sort of props

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Sep 17, 2021 6:59 pm

why are the police always so angry about jurisdiction in movies and tv shows?
"the fbi showed up, i don't have to deal with this shit any more oh noooo"
what's the issue?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:26 am

yeah I dont get it either, the less work the better. Rather be solving real crimes like shooting children for holding chocolate bars or something