Let me tell you about J.S. Mill
Ok now Johann Sebastian Mill was born into slavery in the year 1805. He was the youngest of 7 sons. The Mill family had no daughters, very masculine seed. Their family was called Mill because they were grinding poppy seeds to make opium tea for the evil slave master who is played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie. That's how slave families got their names back in the day, if they were good at something they were named after that thing. They used a French style buhrstone mill that is used for finer grinding. Such mills are built up from sections of quartz cemented together, backed with plaster and bound with shrink-fit iron bands. Poppy seeds are very hard so using a buhrstone mill requires a lot of elbow grease. The end result is a perfect consistency however. Anyway young Johann did not like to grind so he started making music instead, it had always been his dream in fact. He used all of his savings to buy a used banjo. He practiced in secret for four years until he went to play the banjo for the slave master. The slave master did not like the music so he put Johann in a bag and drowned him in the river. And that's all there is to know about J.S. Mill. But the music haunted the slave master, it played inside of his head on repeat until the day he died. It was the curse of Johann, he cursed him with the music because he killed him. Forward this letter to 7 of your friends or you will be cursed next!