New Year New Me

[Amis]

What ya'll promised yourselves for 2023?

- stealing from the store

- making beef jerky

- cut ties with all people

- strangling animals

- making rice with mustard

[Hyacinth]

- making beef jerky

[Jeff]

flossing

good list Amis, what are you going to steal? some sturdy rope for the animals and yourself?

[Hyacinth]

Lmao got em

[Amis]

I was thinking how easy it would be to just steal some cans of tuna maybe? I've had many dreams where I just randomly drink stuff in the shop without caring, you know? Sometimes I'm scared that I just start masturbating in public without noticing it.

Human sheep kebab on a rope, sounds like a way to go.

[SenisterDenister]

My dad actually got a dehydrator so we made some venison jerky. Turned out really good. Ate all of it so no pics to show it off.

[Hyacinth]

Hell yea I have an air fryer

[Jeff]

air fryers are great for cooking crack

[Amis]

Air Jordans are good for getting crack!

[Jeff]

steal some air jordans and fry them. you should also make some snus yourself, it's easy and fun and stinks up the place real good, mix some toothpaste in and you've got yourself skoal wintergreen

[Amis]

back when I had that bar business I used to love cleaning snus out of the urinals, I like the smell especially when it's soaked in piss!

[Amis]

So started guitar lessons. Going to walk the streets with my flowing smelly dreads and slippers with my Ethiopian shamma and sing the songs of love, mostly in front of the tattoo parlor where Gimpmask is working, if not there then by some area near him/her/they.

[Jeff]

Very good, Dac Halen. I took piano lessons for a year or so a few years ago, was very fun and helpful in composing DAC meme music. I was thinking of taking singing lessons so I could sing like Rex. You'll have better luck down at the uni these days if you wanna serenade me though

[Amis]

UPDATE UPDATE READ ALL ABOUT IT!

I started my guitar lessons and feel pretty good about it, actually started learning with The Kinks - Sunny Afternoon.
Leaving the class was cool because I put it to played after learning some of the riff, like a movie. Cool shit mang.

[Jeff]

I listened to the kinks song and imagined you sitting on your piss-stained mattress and strumming like a playboy, dreaming of strangling some animals while singing "save me, save me, save me from this squeeze". also congratulations on starting the lessons, learning is great. will you make some dac songs at some point?

[Amis]

A DaC song would be great, better make it with country vibes, or like Chrysalis Highwayman!

[Hyacinth]

Make an ambience album

[Wolfman Walt]

- strangling animals

True facts, I’ve always wanted to strangle a snake. Goose is second on the list, but snake is number one.

[Amis]

Is that a masturbation reference?

[Jeff]

i strangle my goose every night ;-)