Att: Walter

[Hyacinth]

Hey mang since you're the closest we have here on DAC of a lawyer here's what I think about LAWS

Is all subjective, laws are locally regulated and if imma smoke weed every day #420 then I can just do it where's legal so legalize

If laws are subjective then what's the deal anyways alright I rest my case your honor

[Jeff]

everythings subjective, weed isnt even real, how could it be illegal to smoke nothing
literally nobody:
objection ur honor!

*ur honor lights up a spliff* overruled

[Amis]

*throws spliff at the jury*
"I rest my case"
*puts on sunglasses*
*The Who starts playing*

[Wolfman Walt]

I honestly don’t care about weed. I think my entire career I’ve written like 2 or 3 citations for it, and it was always in conjunction with other stuff and the person was being an asshole, so I didn’t feel inclined to be nice.

Last person I caught with weed and only weed, I just seized it and donated it to the K9 guys for training.

[Amis]

"For training"

[Amis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l8y2OU ... l=TOOAPREE

[SenisterDenister]

I usually like these "audit the audit" kind of things but he is on private property facing a camera towards people punching in ATM codes, which isn't cool. They asked him to leave so he is trespassing.

[Jeff]

do androids smoke vape pens

[SenisterDenister]

May God have mercy if they do.