Who's on your hit list?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 11:22 am

Someone kill these people. Please.

-Carson Daly
-Dennis Miller
-Nickelback
-Mike Bullard

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 11:29 am

I wsh someone would kill me, then I could come up with crazy one-liners like

'I ain't got time to bleed.'

yeah, or mabye

'It's 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.'

other than me, mabye most the people on the black isle forum.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 11:33 am

-The smarmy assfuck from the Subway commercials. No, the other one.

Bulldog · Post by **Bulldog** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 11:39 am

voodoo4936 wrote:Someone kill these people. Please.
-Dennis Miller

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Seriously Dennis Miller has done some really funny stuff. A lot of crap too, but hardly anything to warrant killing

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 11:55 am

He throws out a good zinger every once in a while (read: every HOUR), but he's still an ass.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 12:35 pm

my hit list?

its kinda long... i mean, other then just kill ALL of you FILTHY humans, my private "to kill in horrible ways" list is also quite long...

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 1:03 pm

Good. I like your attitude. "Fuck 'em all" is practically my battle cry.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 1:32 pm

George Bush
Sarah Michelle Gellar (Waits for VousDew to bitch

)
The idiotic court judges who let these frivolous lawsuits run through. Bleh
Tim Allen
All boy bands. Period.
Pat Roberston
Jerry Falwell
John Hagee
Tipper Gore
Joe Lieberman
Martha Stewart
Jennifer Lopez
Kathy Lee Gifford
Regis Philbin
Jay Leno
Steven Tylor
Elijah Wood (The kid who played Frodo)
Fred Durst
Creed band members
Anna Nicole Smith
Prince Charles
Carson Daly
Michael Jordan
Bill Gates
Ronald Reagan
Sigourney Weaver
James Cameron
Roger Ebert
CBR
Talps
Dawson's Creek's cast
All stupid WB shows
Jake Lloyd
Haley Joel Osmont
That stupid goddamn McGruff dog, for telling me not to play with guns and pot.

I think that is about it. If your name is on the list, or someone you like is, than boohoo. I hate all those people. Don't take it personally, I am bipolar and in a shitty mood right now. :x

And everyone who has ever, personally, pissed me off. That list would be quite long, actually.

>Gets M16 and a motorcycle, and hunts down targets<

Wesley Sonck · Post by **Wesley Sonck** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 4:36 pm

Slave_Master wrote:George Bush
Sarah Michelle Gellar (Waits for VousDew to bitch )
The idiotic court judges who let these frivolous lawsuits run through. Bleh
Tim Allen
All boy bands. Period.
Pat Roberston
Jerry Falwell
John Hagee
Tipper Gore
Joe Lieberman
Martha Stewart
Jennifer Lopez
Kathy Lee Gifford
Regis Philbin
Jay Leno
Steven Tylor
Elijah Wood (The kid who played Frodo)
Fred Durst
Creed band members
Anna Nicole Smith
Prince Charles
Carson Daly
Michael Jordan
Bill Gates
Ronald Reagan
Sigourney Weaver
James Cameron
Roger Ebert
CBR
Talps
Dawson's Creek's cast
All stupid WB shows
Jake Lloyd
Haley Joel Osmont
That stupid goddamn McGruff dog, for telling me not to play with guns and pot.

Is it just me, or is it most of these people are American?
Am i wrong?

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 4:54 pm

the guardian wrote:its kinda long... i mean, other then just kill ALL of you FILTHY humans, my private "to kill in horrible ways" list is also quite long...

Ditto.

NachoMonkey · Post by **NachoMonkey** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 6:15 pm

hey can you just track down serah michelle gellar, put her in shackles , and give her to me as a sex slave ? , come on , its a fate worse than death !?!?!?

rambo · Post by **rambo** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 6:23 pm

ELVIS
hmmmmmmm

DONE!

NachoMonkey · Post by **NachoMonkey** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 6:42 pm

hey sorry to burst your bubble rambo , but im pretty sure elvis is already dead, someone already did your work

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 6:51 pm

NachoMonkey wrote:hey sorry to burst your bubble rambo , but im pretty sure elvis is already dead, someone already did your work

He isn't dead, he just went home... 8O

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 9:13 pm

Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Mikey Lane
Blues Clues
Saddam Hussien
Osama Bin Laden
Carson Daley
N'Sync
Backstreet Boys
Britney Spears
Christina Aquilara
Tom Cruise
Every Single Barney Actor
Macarena People
Martha Stewart
Vail Whitesell
Bill Gates
Ted Kennedy
Anti-Firearm Activists
Ja Rule
All female rappers
Celine Dion
Jerry Sienfield
Leonardo Dicaprio
Alec Baldwin
Madonna
Cher
Baha Men
Vanna White
Regis Philbin
Wannabe-thugs
sk8ters
people with IQ's lower than 75
Tonya Harding
Nancy Kerrigan
OJ Simpson
Michael Jackson
Janet Jackson
Yuppies
Valley Girls
Steve Williams
Howard Stern
Marylin Manson
Oprah Winfrey
Jerry Springer
Geraldo
Ricki Lake
Any MTV host
The kid from the Dell commercials
Cigarette Manufacturers
The Brady Bunch
Alcoholics
Drug Addicts
All members of Road Rules
All members of Real World
All members of Tough Enough
Ellen Degeneres
Don King
Bob Dole
Ross Perot
Animal Abusers
Child Abusers
Spouse Abusers
Person that invented Ridalin
Austin Powers
People that drive too slowly
Jim Carrey
Richard Simmons
Ru Paul
Dennis Rodman
Wrestlers
The creators of Pokemon
People that try to approach my backyard
People that fuck with my dogs
Meter Readers
Mail men for being too slow
The guy that said Dusty was okay at her last checkup :mad:
The Spice Girls
Sabrina the Teenage Bitch
Any show like Dawsons Creek
Friends
OPEC
PETA
The Hansons
Smashmouth
Nelly
John Travolta
The bitch that hosted the Weakest Link
Teletubbies
Snobs
The gecko from the Geico commercials

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 9:41 pm

Why you wanna kill Jerry Springer?

Wesley Sonck · Post by **Wesley Sonck** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 9:49 pm

If i had to indulge, and make a choice for the sake of answering this thread, it would be:

Whiney teens who cry about their girl problems
(you all know who you are)

*There are alot of people with worse problems that you losing your collective cherry, so grow up, and think about someone else before yourself

Dark Xenomorph · Post by **Dark Xenomorph** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 10:08 pm

You know that retarded Fuck kid in Jucrapic park 3? He, i want to kill. Also i want to kill speds ( not plp with cerebral paysel, you cant blame them ) until they make a different school for them. Not a different class.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 10:10 pm

now you're going to have the feelings on-line forum after you 8O

hmm..my list?

World leaders
CBR
Everyone who works at McDonalds and microsoft
Anyone who doesn't like toxic waste boy
Random person

rambo · Post by **rambo** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 10:11 pm

BigJack wrote:
NachoMonkey wrote:hey sorry to burst your bubble rambo , but im pretty sure elvis is already dead, someone already did your work
He isn't dead, he just went home... 8O

this line is from "men in black right"

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