Tyson vs Secretariat: Who would win?

Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 3:14 am

Who would win a boxing match between Tyson and Secretariat?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 3:20 am

"Secretariat" is the ugliest name ever. That's all I can say.

Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 3:24 am

Well, it's a horse, so that's probably part of it.

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 4:22 am

Tyson, since Secretariat died last month.

Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 5:01 am

See, all they'd have to do is prop the horse up and he could take anything Tyson could throw at him.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 5:12 am

Wow, good point there man.

Jack_Deth · Post by **Jack_Deth** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 6:45 am

Are we talking about boxing ?

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 9:01 am

Yes, I think we are.

Although I would say that I doubt Tyson could even beat a dead horse at that...

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 9:20 am

Yeah, but who thought Secretariat would be a good name for a horse? It's hideous!

K~G~T · Post by **K~G~T** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 10:58 am

Indeed it is...

NachoMonkey · Post by **NachoMonkey** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 12:05 pm

10 bucks he'd have a chew on it first

Bulldog · Post by **Bulldog** » Fri Aug 16, 2002 1:45 pm

NachoMonkey wrote:10 bucks he'd have a chew on it first

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