Contribute to something good today

Kreegle · Post by **Kreegle** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 3:37 pm

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Click... type-type-type... click... close. That's it, you've done your good deed for the day.

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Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 3:47 pm

HA! I did it. Silly Amina I bet she hasn't even sent one herself!

Deathy · Post by **Deathy** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 6:27 pm

And this will help her how?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 7:24 pm

Who cares? It will make you feel better. And when you've "helped" her, you can completely forget about her.

Or then the prez won't kill her or sumfin!?+.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 7:57 pm

death by stoning? how wonderfully cost-effective.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 1:11 am

Ok I sent one?

Your Excellency,

YOU STINK OF POO POO AND I WILL NUKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ACTING TERRORBLE

George Bush

OMG I R MATUR

Rex Exitium · Post by **Rex Exitium** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 1:14 am

Mikey wrote:death by stoning? how wonderfully cost-effective.

Yep. It's the cheapest and most painless (to the executioners) way to have someone executed.

Let's see: Stabbing them to death gets your shirt all stained, not to mention the cost of purchasing/making a knife.

Beheading leaves a huge mess, plus you have to buy a basket, and make a really huge specially forged axe to do it. That takes a lot of work, though it's good for business (the wicker basket maker and the blacksmith get some profit, not to mention the executioner's fee)

Hanging. Oh, that requires rope. Really strong rope, if you want it to work, not to mention expertise in knotting, plus a really big chair, or a horse, either of which would require purchase. You could also build a gallows, which also requires money, not to mention it's a waste of space when there isn't anyone to hang.

Shooting requires ammo, and aim. Why spend a dollar on bullets?

So yeah, stoning's very cost effective, if not the most cost effective of executing someone. All you need are a few volunteers willing to stand 10 feet away from the person about to be executed, gather some rocks from the ground (pretty easy, unless you live in a hi-tech dome) and chuck them at the person repeatedly, at least until the screaming stops.

All humor aside, do your part and sign the petition!

Rex Exitium · Post by **Rex Exitium** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 9:36 am

After further analysis of my previous post. I consider seeking psychiatric treatment.

spyder07 · Post by **spyder07** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 10:49 am

Sounds like a good plan to me.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 3:36 pm

Bah.
Drowning would do the trick, too.

Rex Exitium · Post by **Rex Exitium** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 9:08 pm

Lasse wrote:Bah.
Drowning would do the trick, too.

And it's cheaper!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 9:11 pm

Rex Exitium wrote:
Lasse wrote:Bah.
Drowning would do the trick, too.
And it's cheaper!

Yeah. And cleaner. Stoning could get a bit messy I reckon. Then you'd have to hire a cleaner or something.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sat Aug 31, 2002 10:45 pm

i want to know where i can stone a woman, without being arrested for offensive assult....

to help, ofcourse.

Mr Carrot · Post by **Mr Carrot** » Sun Sep 01, 2002 1:06 am

Stone the woman in the water! That way you dont have to get your clothes wet holding her under the water and there no blood and dashed brains on the ground cos the water will wash it away.

Only on DAC could we change an attempted humanitarian aid to some poor lass into an argument over how to best kill her.......

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Sun Sep 01, 2002 3:13 am

Mr Carrot wrote:Stone the woman in the water! That way you dont have to get your clothes wet holding her under the water and there no blood and dashed brains on the ground cos the water will wash it away.

Only on DAC could we change an attempted humanitarian aid to some poor lass into an argument over how to best kill her.......

I'm sorry to break it to you but stoning her in the water won't work.

Half of the stones would miss.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Sep 01, 2002 4:04 am

Yeah, but half would hit. It really depends on the size of the stones.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Sep 01, 2002 6:32 pm

They should make her eat some rocks. Or run through a minefiled to collect her baby. Or use her to test weaponary or something.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun Sep 01, 2002 7:06 pm

It's interesting how things like these get so much attention while there are people getting killed like this every day in third world countries, and even more cruelly.

Section8 · Post by **Section8** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 7:58 am

"Oh, our fundies were about to bury this woman up to her neck and throw rocks at her, but a bunch of people on the fucking internet don't want us to so we'll stop."

Futile. If signing it makes you feel better, go for it. Personally, I'm going to find out who has their militants poised to usurp the leadership of Nigeria and send them money.

Bulldog · Post by **Bulldog** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 8:08 am

VasikkA wrote:It's interesting how things like these get so much attention while there are people getting killed like this every day in third world countries, and even more cruelly.

But it's a woman, and they're stoning her!

There really isn't anything more militant feminists or thier boyfriends could ask for