The Arena!!!

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Mon May 06, 2002 12:01 am

Even missing most of his vital organs S_F continues to fight desparetly against Reap, and in the ends the large werewolf falls to the ground. Having assured victory S_F dies with a demonic smile on his face :twisted: .

**S_F respawns**

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Mon May 06, 2002 1:43 am

*The werewolf, Reaper, gets up after pretending to be dead :twisted:. All of his injuries start to heal almost immediately. Reaper turns to see S_F respawning and turns into a harmless-looking wolf and runs up to S_F, Reaper jumps up and starts licking S_F's face.

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Mon May 06, 2002 1:59 am

AAAAAHHH!!!! 8O Rabies!

"BLAM. BLAM. BLAM!"

*S_F shots the poor wolf in his head several times, making it splash and it's content floating out.*

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Mon May 06, 2002 2:05 am

No, no, no... this is the DAC Saloon, people like you should be in "The Wasteland" Follower... :twisted:

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Mon May 06, 2002 2:06 am

*S_F realised Reaper's intentions only too late, Reaper had fufilled his purpose, S_F was now inflicted with wolf rabies (the kind that's incurable), Reaper falls, dead. His respawn time, uncertain.

BTW: Umpa told me today, when I went round his house, that he was going to quit the arena.

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Mon May 06, 2002 4:45 am

*punches every one in the nose and runs around in circles*

HAH! NOW I GET TO BE IN THE COMIC!

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon May 06, 2002 5:00 am

*a great roaring is heard around the arena and everyone looks around, puzzled. Everyone looks up and sees two white fiery globes coming from the sky, flying down at incredible speed*

Run for your lives!

*A huge shape appears from the clouds, as Pyro arrives in the arena*

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*the huge globes land, as Pyro's MOON BASE OF SECRET DOOM smashes into the arena and bounces slightly so it hovers a few hundred feet above the arena*

hmmmm...what to do next...A-HA!

*Pyro flicks a switch and small sprinklers slowly come on, sprinkling the arena with FEV and turns everyone into large slobbering super mutants trapped inside their armour*

*suddenly the sprinklers jam, and F.E.V slowly fills up the pipes and clogs up the pump, making a valve explode and the moon base shake violently and crash into a planet and blows it up, cracking the planet in half and spilling molten lead over the arena and the moon base, making Pyro into a statue of lead*

uh....crap. UNTIL NEXT TIME...PEOPLE!!!11

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Mon May 06, 2002 5:05 am

*Reaper, already being dead and not bothering to respawn is not affected by the spray. Reaper respawns into an arena fulll of mutants.

"So, Pyro! We meet again! This is like a nightmare of some kind! (Sees Ghetto Goose running around) who are you?"

*Reaper draws his rune sword and keeps his light sword (see the Wasteland Quests) locked in it's holster. Reaper remembers that his new weapon will soon be ready from R&D and decides to stand in the corner of the arena, gathering power.

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Mon May 06, 2002 5:43 am

*stops running around, takes FEV antidote that he invented just now*

...Now it's personal...(hehehe, cheesy line)

*pulls out his spear*
*begins to move at incredible speed* :scrambleup:

(Announcer voice) What will the Goose do next? Will he defeat his opponents? or will he fail, and get bonked on his noggin? JOIN US NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Mon May 06, 2002 8:46 pm

There is some "rules" that I think everyone should follow:
1. Do not kill someone without entering a battle with the
person first. You hate to become killed all the time by
n00b's without real weapons just because they post faster
than you do.
2. No actual spamming. Dont post three e-mail in a row
within 2 minutes...
3. And under no circumstances pictures of frogs all over
your posts, like Spiff did on some pages...
4. Try to be somewhat realistic (Yeah I know, I use to
break this rule)... as long as you're not wearing a mighty
fruit-knife.
______________
Sir_Funkalot

*S_F turns into a crazy wolf, biting GG.*

"Haha! Now you're diseased as well..." :twisted:

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Tue May 07, 2002 1:06 am

*Reaper sees S_F's transformation and changes into Crinos form (see if you can work that out!) and dashes with phenomanel speed towards the wolfen S_F. He challenges S_F to a fight to make things official.

"That's my part you bastard!!!"

*Reaper proceeds to rip S_F apart, making sure that noting remains of him.

(BTW: Werewolfism is not a disease and cannot be transmitted, you have to be born a wereeolf, you experience your first change at puberty and go on from there. But you can transmit rabies if you have them. A bit of werewolf knowledge from the master of them!)

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Tue May 07, 2002 2:37 am

I'm not a werewolf just a weredog, part dog, part human
Please cure me someone!

"WAFWOOOO!!"

*Suddenly Dogmeat enters the Arena and attacks the poor werewolf. In a minute Reap's body misses two arms, a leg and a head...*

"RIP..."

*S_F finds an antidote and transforms back to a normal being...*

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Tue May 07, 2002 3:49 am

"I'm not a dog anymore. But you are... haha... look! He's naked!"

*Everybody stops fighting and looks at Reaper. He is so embarrased he runs away.*

"Yet another victory it seems."

*S_F respawns Dogmeat and tells him to run back to the cafÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â©.*

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Tue May 07, 2002 3:53 am

Where did my other post go? Did you delete it Umpa? If so, why? This is the arena, you are allowed to swear here!

*Reaper comes back in armour and holding a strange rifle. He readies the rifle and shoots S_F twice, giving him a hole in each of his shoulders.

"This is my railgun rifle that I just made in R&D and it's coded to my DNA so no-one else can use it."

Follower · Post by **Follower** » Tue May 07, 2002 3:55 am

Follower stops on Arena full of dead bodies
"I see you are rather busy, but if you want I'll wash my good laser sword in your blood with pleasure" He took his sword and trying to come loser to his target

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Tue May 07, 2002 3:58 am

*Reaper turns to see Follower standing holding a laser sword. Reaper readies his railgun rifle and fires it at Follower. The impact of the multiple railgun slugs hitting his arms tears both of them off, leaving Follower unable to use his sword. Reaper then turns back to fighting S_F.

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Tue May 07, 2002 4:05 am

* shake like mad to try and get S_F off*
*Swings his arm and tosses him into follower with a great 'OOF'*

...now, where was I? oh yes...(hehe, NOTHER cheesy line)

*begins moving at incredible speed again* :scrambleup:

(announcer voice)Will Goose get to attack someone?Does he know that Crinos are werewolves taht gain strength and stand on their hine legs? AND WILL I BE ABLE TO FIND ANOTHER JOB? Tune in NEXT TIME!

Follower · Post by **Follower** » Tue May 07, 2002 4:07 am

Follower is standing for some time on the foots but then is falling down:
"You you can crush my body, but not my spirit" Reaper has heard loud voice in his head.
In a second the sword raised in air and flew to the heart of the enemy. But in last time it misses and crushes his large weapon with his right hand.
"Your wounds are many. Your spirit is weak. Force of Jedai will live" were words of bloodstained Follower.

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Tue May 07, 2002 6:54 am

Reaper:

Reaper sees S_F's transformation and changes into Crinos form (see if you can work that out!)

*Blasts Reaper with Belt-fed Gatling Shotgun loaded with silver slugs and buckshot for (98342 times Reaper's hit points) points of Aggravated Aggravating Damage for making a Werewolf the Apocalypse reference*

*blasts Follower and Ghetto Goose with belt-fed gatling shotgun loaded with alternating buckshot, slug, flechette, Windows 3.1, Dragon's Breath, AP slug, broken glass, AOL, fireproofed wooden stake, razor-edged discs, Spam, explosive slug, and itching powder rounds*

Archchancellor · Post by **Archchancellor** » Tue May 07, 2002 8:09 am

Respawns and draws out a sword. Dons the platemail, Powers the spell. Returns to kill

Takes out the Vampire book. throws the book at S_F. Instinctively S-f catches the book
"Now you can-not let go of that untill you die. Looks at watch. it should be in about five minutes :twisted: A white glow surrounds his hand and colors circle round him. Rope forms from the colours and begins to binds S_F and TR.

"Here We go!" he yells. A shattering blast of cold echoes form his body and a blue image of him appears next to S_F