a vagina
a vagina is a suitcase that has a leopardskin print! It has sleek curves and tells the time.
hmmmmmm...... I can see where they get that.
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But it does get better OTB. Go for: Johnny On The Bounce=OnTheBounce wrote:
OTB's Penis is a belt buckle that uses the Google API! It looks bigger than it really is and is great for hammering in nails.
Johnny On The Bounce is a biro that makes virtually no noise whatsoever, is perfectly safe to use and increases your sex appeal.
my life is a shoelace that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It catches small fish and disposes of weed waste.
Feargus is a button-badge that shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger and talks.
lionheart is a barcode reader that traps mice in a humane fashion, communicates with wireless devices and is completely waterproof.
SPECIAL is a biro that's not suitable for children! It can emulate a ZX Spectrum.
AOL is a razor that's designed by Terence Conran! It is audible only to dogs.
Homosexuality is like a normal electric drill, but it can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds.
meat is a shower head that jams mobile phone frequencies, knows what you want before you do and extends at the touch of a button.
poison is a security camera that folds away when not in use and is actually just a solid block of plastic.
existance is a feather duster that's voice-activated, emits a powerful searchlight beam and is not suitable for children
he is a stereo system! It crushes ice!
she is a key-ring that emits thick black smoke!
it is a feather duster that spins about its axis! It obeys simple instructions.
salt is like a normal sticking plaster, but it's made entirely of wood.
Thats actually completly true.my dog is a mattress that comes with a variety of coloured fascias! It can be taken on holiday
rape is a vacuum cleaner that spins about its axis! It folds out into a tent.
A dollar is a waffle iron that obeys simple instructions, plays the American national anthem and revolves
ain't it the truthforum is a football that swears!
my house is a television set that glows at night!
my car is a shoelace that anticipates your every move, is water-resistant and uses the Google API.
An asian is like a normal featureless cube, but it can pick locks.
A European is a telephone that makes reassuring noises! It is made from recycled cardboard and catches spiders.
An American is an iMac that kills cockroaches!
a name is a marker pen that's twenty feet tall! It fits into the boot of a car.
Doc Hill is a webcam! It is actually just a solid block of plastic!
TheReaper is a bracelet that traps mice in a humane fashion! It automatically avoids obstacles and dehumidifies the air.
Tank is a biro that glows with an eerie green light! It removes stubborn stains and increases your sex appeal.
A ghoul is a feather duster that can easily be recycled!
FEV is an answering machine that talks!
The Overseer is a necklace that has been featured in Star Trek, destroys household pests and affixes to any flat surface.
Nuka-cola is a featureless cube that looks really, really good, boosts self-confidence and keeps drinks cold.
Vault City is a pudding that remembers your personal preferences!
Harold is a spanner that smells a bit funny and kills fleas.
I have nothing better to do so im spending my time on this site is like a normal computer mouse, but it shreds documents.
Set is a button-badge that's made entirely of wood! It operates on a quantum level and detects background radiation.
I think we all knew that.Bill Gates is a human clone that's voice-activated!
