Bandits: Phoenix Rising gets an ass-whoopin'

[Kreegle]

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<a href="http://www.computerandvideogames.com" target="_blank">Computer and Video Games.com</a> is the latest website to review the recently released <a href="http://www.bandits-game.com/" target="_blank">Bandits: Phoenix Rising</a> game... except they don't pussy-foot around when it comes to smacking it down like a red-headed stepchild!<blockquote><em>Some games really just take their subject matter too seriously. Take Bandits: Phoenix Rising for example. I mean, we all know that life in a post-apocalyptic wasteland would be pretty grim. Roaming a ruined, featureless wilderness in a scrap metal shitbox, none but bloodthirsty vultures and slow-witted gang members for company, constantly battling for meagre resources in a wearisome and ultimately futile struggle for survival in a world devoid of life and hope. It's no one's idea of a picnic, is it?


But just because you're setting a game in a shitty post-apocalyptic world, it doesn't mean you have to simulate the experience right down to the suffering and futility, the relentless, life-sapping tedium. Unfortunately, Bandits manages to do just that.</em></blockquote>Owie. Final score - 35 / 100. Read the entire thing <a href="http://www.computerandvideogames.com/r/ ... e)id=84179" target="_blank">here.</a> Spotted at <a href="http://www.bluesnews.com" target="_blank">Blues News</a>.

[T-9]

Anti-Depression medication really should be replied for free, don't publish reviews that give people the wrong idea of a game just because the reviewer has problems Kreegle!

[Kreegle]

Sorry dad.