From the promised land of trivial law suites

[Kashluk]

Kashluk, the official DAC anti-american whining ass-hat, has been publically slandered! This can not be allowed to continue! Lasse is calling this brave, tall, blond and hansome man "gay", meaning homosexual, which he is not, though he has nothing against homosexuals, but they shouldn't have human rights, not that he's not allowing them to have any.

Your honor, I bring forth the evidence! Here is the signature image of Lasse, that has been shown to the public a total of 2397 times!

exhibit A

This isn't freedom of speech, this is mocking of personality, sexuality, age, race, musical taste and home address. This can not be allowed to continue no longer, as it's against the 4th Amendment. Certainly is.

So, dear Kashluk, tell us about the situation.
Well, the people kind of laughed at the signature and thought I really was gay
How did it feel to be laughed at like that?
It was awful. Although a lot of people laugh at me like that nearly all the time, so I'm pretty u--
How could you have overcome this situation?
Well, I would've just let it be.
Does this mean the modern justice and laws of our society can not help this man in his struggle to gain back his reputation?
That wasn't what I mea--

Thank you, your honor, no more questions.

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The Judge: "Hear yee, hear yee - the jury will now withdraw to make their decision. New session will be appointed at 28th of February. I hope the jury have made up their minds by then."

[Jimmyjay86]

Kashluk, have you ever had sex with a woman?

[Jeff]

gay
adj. gay·er, gay·est

2. Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.
3. Bright or lively, especially in color: a gay, sunny room.

[the guardian]

I think I liked you better when you kept posting those stupid songs all the time*, cut the crap you crazy ex nazi, 46&2 slanders my name and you dont seem me bitching about it**, just live with it until he decides something else is funny.












*No I didnt
**Did I mention he scored a lower INT score in the D&D test?

[Bridgeburner]

who gives a fuck?
i have gay friends
i'm so cool

[Spazmo]

Kash, just call Lasse a turd or something so we can move on.

And Lasse, you could have done a better job photoshopping that. The font matching is atrocious.

[Hammer]

I vote for him to keep it in his signature.

[axelgreese]

Man Kash you're such a hetro!

Bend over and take like a man!

[OnTheBounce]

And Lasse, you could have done a better job photoshopping that. The font matching is atrocious.

You know, that was the first thing that popped into my mind, too. ("Jesus, couldn't he have spent two minutes matching the font a bit better?")

OTB

[axelgreese]

And Lasse, you could have done a better job photoshopping that. The font matching is atrocious.

You know, that was the first thing that popped into my mind, too. ("Jesus, couldn't he have spent two minutes matching the font a bit better?")

OTB

I think he meant it to be that way.

I get it.

[Jeff]

I think he meant it to be that way.

I get it.

Thanks homie,
and the signature stays. Case closed.

[Megatron]

I think it's pretty darn dope LOLoLOL

[Viktor]

And Lasse, you could have done a better job photoshopping that. The font matching is atrocious.

You know, that was the first thing that popped into my mind, too. ("Jesus, couldn't he have spent two minutes matching the font a bit better?")

OTB

Yep, the youth of today can't even be bothered to insult people properly anymore.

Going slightly off topic, is it just me or is Times New Roman the most annoying font ever??

On the occaisions when I get dragged into helping personnel (I refuse to call these tossers Human Resources and actually agree that they've ever resourced anything properly!) hunt for new engineers, any CV (that's resume to you ex-Colonials..) that I'm given written in this or any "cute" font goes straight in the trash!!!

[requiem_for_a_starfury]

Yep, the youth of today can't even be bothered to insult people properly anymore.

Going slightly off topic, is it just me or is Times New Roman the most annoying font ever??

On the occaisions when I get dragged into helping personnel (I refuse to call these tossers Human Resources and actually agree that they've ever resourced anything properly!) hunt for new engineers, any CV (that's resume to you ex-Colonials..) that I'm given written in this or any "cute" font goes straight in the trash!!!

So what do define as a non-cute font? I'm the opposite, when I've had to hire people anything what wasn't in times new roman got sent to the back of the pile.

[OnTheBounce]

Yep, the youth of today can't even be bothered to insult people properly anymore.

Spoken like a right and proper, grumpy, old Englishman!

Going slightly off topic, is it just me or is Times New Roman the most annoying font ever??

Er...I think it's just you.

...[A]ny CV (that's resume to you ex-Colonials..) that I'm given written in this or any "cute" font goes straight in the trash!!!

There go my plans of submitting one in Algerian to you, then... ;)

OTB

[Smiley]

I voted no, because I think you should make your own signatur,
one that will rock Lasse right off his feet and make him come
squirming to you begging for forgiveness.

^_^

All in good nature of course.

[Jeff]

^_^

>_<

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thank you for your opinion

[axelgreese]

^_^

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

[Smiley]

^_^

>_<

^_^

>_<

thank you for your opinion

You're quite welcome. Anytime, just tell me. Really.
Don't hesitate to ask for more. Honestly.

oh... and

^_^

as well.

[the guardian]

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