Lumberg or Loneberk

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Fri Mar 07, 2003 8:24 pm

"Satan is sooooo gay that..."

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Mar 07, 2003 8:43 pm

"You know, once there was this funny evening when I was chatting with Satan in this local pub. You know, the bishop's recommendation: the wool pack. Anyways, we were sitting on the bar chairs and Satan came closer to me. He whispered to my ear: 'You know, I'm real good in bed. Wanna butt-fuck me?' I shrugged and just replied: 'No thanks, I prefer choir boys'"

*applause*

The crowd goes wild.

"Thank you, thank you."

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Hm... maybe theology doesn't close the door of becoming a stand-up comedian after all! :)

axelgreese · Post by **axelgreese** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 10:29 pm

Kashluk wrote:Yeah, tell me about it... Sometimes I feel that the religious circles don't even have any room for open-minded discussion. Like concerning gay marriages and adoptions - it's a strict "no" from the bishop - so no one's able to say a thing, even though many members of the congrecation would be willing to discuss about those issues in an open meeting.

Well if the simpletons that believe that stuff were open minded about it then their wouldn't be any such religions.

NOW WHERE THE BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY HELL IS FOLLOWER!!!#!#@!#@!!~~

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:43 pm

paynetothemax wrote:NOW WHERE THE BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY HELL IS FOLLOWER!!!#!#@!#@!!~~

He isn't coming back. Did anyone try emailing him? Maybe someone should call 911

axelgreese · Post by **axelgreese** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:48 pm

Jimmyjay86 wrote:He isn't coming back. Did anyone try emailing him? Maybe someone should call 911

I'm not paying for a long distance phone call to russia when all we know is his intarweb handle!!

DO i LOOK LIKE A MAN ACTION1@!#!

Ruben Rooben Reuben · Post by **Ruben Rooben Reuben** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:07 am

I'll bet them religious types would've shown more initiative to check on Follower, you damn dirty heathens.

Say what you want about the guy's grammar and whatnot. He is/was a prolific writer.

What was that rat thing in his avatar, anyway?

axelgreese · Post by **axelgreese** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:14 am

Ruben Rooben Reuben wrote:Say what you want about the guy's grammar and whatnot. He is/was a prolific writer.

DAMN FOOKING STRAIT!!!#~@$ and I was the star too :D

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 5:25 am

It wasn't a rat. It was a scared puppy.

axelgreese · Post by **axelgreese** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 5:46 am

I stared at it for ten minutes and I final managed to make out whatever that is.. puppy kash? Looks like a muppet puppy or something...