The Arena!!!

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Thu May 16, 2002 4:42 am

*Ruff Ryders Anthem beat starts as GG dramatically respawns*

wtf you gonna do?
when i run up on you?
fuckin wit the wrong dude,
dont know what im gonna do

you really wanna try?
you really gonna fry,
and i aint wanna lie
but you really gonna die

you wont be the same,
all you'll feel is pain,
while you try to maintain,
as im splatterin yo brains

'ats enough said, but not enough done
now the best thing you could do get prepared to run

*pulls out his diamond tipped spear*
*runs it through blarg's armor, then his heart, like a hot knife through liquid butter*
*sticks it into the wall behind blarg, suspending him like a pinata*
*dances the mexican hat dance*

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Thu May 16, 2002 4:50 am

Sorry, I missed this earlier:

GG:

*pulls out his diamond tipped spear*
*runs it through blarg's armor, then his heart, like a hot knife through liquid butter*
*sticks it into the wall behind blarg, suspending him like a pinata*
*dances the mexican hat dance*

Uses Psycho and a superduperstimpack*

*slides off the end of the spear*

"Next time use a boar spear."

*staggers as his life's blood pours out, wraps duct tape around wounds*

*plays the Mexican Hat Dance music faster and faster until GG is dancing so fast that he spontaneously combusts*

S_F:

*S_F uses the force to mind control the other fighters. Everybody cheers, then starts screaming:
Sir_Funkalot rules! Wesa like hesa! *

"That was uncalled for, Sir! I am a tolerant, reasonable man and a good sport. I can take being mind-controlled into singing your praises as a joke, but forcing me to speak like *shudder* Jar-Jar is an insult that cannot go unpunished."

*bludgeons S_F into pulp while blocking his counterattacks with a fencepost made of BÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¹gg'rÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â´fff Wood, a rare alien wood that is unaffected by the Force, or lightsabers of any type*

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good fencepost upside your head, kid. What's that noise?"

*Blarg and S_F are blasted into teeny-tiny gibs and then napalmed by Stainless' relentless aerial assault*

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Thu May 16, 2002 4:54 am

god you're bad at this...

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Thu May 16, 2002 5:01 am

Ghetto Goose wrote:god you're bad at this...

*blasts GG with a phlegmthrower for not being more descriptive*

"I can't fix it if I don't know what's wrong."

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Thu May 16, 2002 6:46 am

*respawns*
gotta remember to respawn, and your coming off as kinda almost invulnerable. i drove it through your heart, you'd be dead before you hit the ground.

and try to follow the other posts, if you killed me by spotanious combustion, how can you get me with the phglem-thrower?

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Thu May 16, 2002 11:07 pm

Ghetto Goose wrote:*respawns*
gotta remember to respawn, and your coming off as kinda almost invulnerable. i drove it through your heart, you'd be dead before you hit the ground. and try to follow the other posts, if you killed me by spotanious combustion, how can you get me with the phglem-thrower?

Actually, people have briefly survived heart wounds, this should be even more probable with Super Stimpacks and Psycho. Berserkers and animals have been known to walk up a spear shaft to get their attacker. Spears with protrusions on the head to prevent this are called "boar spears" because wild boars have done what I described. Plus, it was that whole "I do something and you are instantly and automatically dead" bit. Arena players should get a reasonable shot at defense. I try not to do IDSAYAIAAD, barring cheesy humor.

I assumed that you respawned.

I apologize to anyone that I did IDSAYAIAAD to.

*whacks GG with a railroad tie*

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Fri May 17, 2002 3:28 am

ow*rubs noggin* that hurt

*takes a swig from his special flask, lights a match, and blows the liquid through the match, setting blargs pants on fire*

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri May 17, 2002 3:54 am

*Reaper suddenly adopts a normal stance and holds his hand out to S_F, plam facing him, telling him to wait.

"I have something coming in. Wait there."

*Reaper then puts his hand back on his lightsabre but there is something different about Reaper's appearance, he is wearing a black cloak that files in the wind and there is another lightsabre on Reaper's left side. S_F looks at the second lightsabre on Reaper's belt. "You can't use that, it's unfair." Reaper looks at him and makes no attempt to use the second lightsaber.

"It's for later, I want this fight to be balanced, you use force powers, then I will, you bring in a second lightsabre (which requires more skill than you have) I bring in mine. It's all fair."

*Sidenote*: I just got back from seeing Star Wars Episode 2. It rocks, the fighting is really well done, I reccomend it to all star wars fans like S_F here.

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Fri May 17, 2002 4:34 am

Ghetto Goose wrote: *takes a swig from his special flask, lights a match, and blows the liquid through the match, setting blargs pants on fire*

*Blarg lets a habaÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â±ero Spam nacho sauce-fueled fart, his burning pants ignite it, propelling him into a superhuman flying jump kick*

*kicks GG across the Arena and flies after him*

*activates fire extinguisher and Self-Deploying Emergency Pants(tm)*

*lands feet-first on GG*

"What the hell are you doing here when you could be drinking whatever is in that flask?"

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Fri May 17, 2002 6:15 am

last time i actually drank that shit, i woke up in mexico...so if ima drink it i gotta plan like a week ahead

*rolls blarg off him*
damn you heavy
*kicks him in the back of the knee, dropping him to the ground*
heheh, that armor of your's isnt much for balance, is it?

*roll backwards over his shoulder and to his feet*
*pulls out his Desert Eagle and shoots out all the lights*
*laughs meniacally*
*goes into his mad-dash* :scrambleup:

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri May 17, 2002 7:13 am

Yes i do like the big descriptive posts, Follower

And, Reaper. You didn't create the Arena, Bpen did. Never forget it. It's been his idea, and pretty much any thing you see on the other sites are imo.

Stainless rubbed the scratch to the window above his head. He glanced over his shoulder to see his sword still pinned to the wall. He strode over and yanked it free, letting the head fall freely to the ground.

He summoned a cleaning droid to come down and clean up the mess....and clean the skull for display.

He then walked boldly to his controls again, and ordered reinforcements to come across, from the Blackhole dimension.

Stainless had only came across with a few frigates, one of which had been destroyed, and layed rubbled on the Arena floor, and a couple of fighter squadrons to protect his, now, desimated army.

But Stainless now had another problem, the monsters still streamed from the black hole, and only Stainless's body could close it.

The Black Nova's explosion opened up another path between the black hole dimensions, and reinforcements poured in.

Stainless then departed his Frigate and flew across the the bio-ship. He landed easily in it's docking bay, and strode into the main biological cloneing area.

"The cloning vats have been completed from BB's lab, Sir!" beamed an officer proudly. Few were allowed to met Stainless

"Gooooood...make it identical, but erase it's memory and give it total obedience to me." Ordered Stainless as he clamberd out of his Elemental Suit.

He stuck his hand into a machine and it eagly took a blood sample.

Stainless's quadrouple helix of DNA appeared, Stainless was no ordinary human. His blood sample poured into the tank beside him, and out of the vat an identical clone appeared.

The clone knew what he was created for...his mission....his goal in life...his purpose.

he climbed into an enhancely defended sheided Elemental suit,and flung h8mslef out of the ship and fired his rockets jets towards the black hole.

The remaining squadron of fighters, that had accompined Stainless into the Arean dimension, Launching their remaining rockets into the monsters that were trying to grab Stainless Clone. Then Stainless Clone was sucked intot he black hole, his armour cruppling around him, along with the Black hole, as it subsided.

On board the Bio-ship, Stainless smiled and glided back to his command, frigate as his 4 main ships and most of the fleet still stood quietly in their parraelel dimeions, waiting for orders.[/i]

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Fri May 17, 2002 2:35 pm

umpa pilots the stolen ship well, taking shots at random fighters.

one laser slams into Blargs back, knocking him flying forwards. Umpa then turns towards the wreckage of BB's old lab and lands. Two can clone things.

Follower · Post by **Follower** » Fri May 17, 2002 4:36 pm

If you like big description posts, Stainless, you'll get some. I like to post smt too. My English is poor, but I have a lot of ideas, some free time and wish to post smt good... So if you have any time be ready to recieve a lot of action

Follower was standing on the Arena. Guts and pieces of bodies of numerous enemies was lieing at his feets - warm blood of men, strange liquide of monsters, remains of might spaceships. Follower was smiling evily:

"Good shot, Stainless, good shot..." - his evil look promised nothing good. His grinning smile was really bad. Smt bad had to happen but all was fine. Spaceships began to atack, fighters were smashing shit from all alive things...

Stainless was sitting at his command board was ready to summon all his mighty fleet to crush these... opponents. He smiled as he was watching the progress of his troops. Some Jedai took his fighters and was trying to destroy him:

"Are they joking or what?" - Stainless couldn't believe that smb will do smt suicidical, like this - "You shouldn't watch SW film so much... Anyway, why should I worry. Boys, get them..." Silence was an answer to him. "Hey, you guys, are you daf? Answer me!" - shouted he angryly.
"Sorry, sir, but there is not connection with our forces. Smt is happening in Blackhole - a lot of activety...". Stainless felt that smt bad will happen.

"It was really wise, pal" - Follower watched after the progress of Stainless troops. Without their support they were being quickly destroyed by Arena fighters. "To cut the dimension of blackhole like a pie... and than offer to it CLONE..?! HAHA... clone..." This idea was son funny that he didn't notice one of the soldiers, coming to him. The laser beam crushed his body, but than reflected from Bozar weapon and killed an enemy...

"You was noticed by smt greater, than even you... To offer to the great Worm of Nothing clone?! Empty shell without no life force. You was the one who cut the Blackhole and only your soul was able to repair it... But now all is lost. Dark energy is coming, Power of Jedai is a good food to it. And only it can save us - several Jedai can restore balance, using their abilites, but they are busy and I don't want to disturb them... Do you hear my thoughts, Stainless? Oh, yes, you are... Now you know your future. I am safe because I am from that negative plane... And you will be consumed by great nothing and even great power of Moderater will not help you..." - his voice disappeared...

Follower was standing and watching after the fight of Jedai:
"Good move, Reap. Show him a good bloodshed, Smiley. Go, Umpa, Go..."

First Force · Post by **First Force** » Fri May 17, 2002 7:50 pm

ok first force enters the fray and kills 5 warriors and hisself in his frantic attack
:roll:

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri May 17, 2002 8:10 pm

Good to hear, Follower. Don't worry too much about bad English, your grammer is the hardest thing to follow, and it's not that bad

(I've seen some really really really bad grammer

)

Stainless stood there, worried. His expression was as hard as granite but inside he did indeed feel worried. His ground forces lay scattered. His orbital fleet taking loses, and his reinforcements weren't respoding.

"God dammit!" yelled Stainless, flinging the cleaning droid across the room and samshing it agains the wall.

"Sir, what are your orders?" asked Stainless's second in command.

Stainless pondered his options for a brief moment, and clicked his fingers as an idea sparked inside his head.

"How many Black Novas do we have left?"
"About 4, sir. What do you propose?"
"launch all the Black Novas into that black hole, they should then create a negative gravity well inside the Black Hole, and disintergrate that dreadful Worm-thing"

The S-I-C rushed off to bark orders to the solders to make it happen. Stainless opened a com-channel to his troops.

"All Stainless-Allied forces...I'm about to launch our remaining Black Novas into the existing black hole. This should obliterate the black hole, but will leave us strandard here, until the main fleet finds its way back here. I want all remaining ground troops to pull back all offensives, and create a HQ in the gutted out part of the Medical Wing.

Bombers....cover their retreat. All fighters, activate phalax shields around retreating forces. Troop transports land BEHIND the solders to baracade closing eneimes, and provide medical attention. All capatil ships, concerntrate all fire on that rouge fighter, piloted by Ummpa."

Stainless's com-link was soon filled with a flurry of acceptance. The bombay doors of the firgate opend and the Black Novas floated from the frigate's hull and speed in unison to the black hole. They were soon engulfed by the black hole, and they imploded, scattering their debris everywhere. The black hole bended shape oddly, then seemed to shrink. Then a scream was heard from the black hole, as it dissappeared from existence.

Down below the spanning fleet, a few thousand troops closed themselves to the Arena wall, covering the workers who quickly dug in a base, fortifing it within minutes.

The soldiers then clammeberd inside, and automated weaponary appeared around the entrance. The troop ships lifted off and hovered steadily high above the new base.

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri May 17, 2002 10:40 pm

To Stainless: What I meant when I said I created the Arena was that I created THIS one, not the original, if you want to be pedantic (which I am a lot of the time) then I moved the arena to it's new location.

*Reaper looks up at Umpa flying around and pulls out his railrifle and does his best to fire in front of in a fashion that the trails will write a mesage. The message is hard to read but tranlates to this: DON'T FORGET TO FIGHT ME, WEAK JEDI WHEN I AM DONE WITH S_F! Reaper then turns back to S_F and awaits his next action.

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Fri May 17, 2002 11:11 pm

Umpa wrote:One laser slams into Blargs back, knocking him flying forwards.

*rolls over and sits up*

*launches heat-seeking missiles up Umpa's tailpipes*

*gets up and uses stimpacks*

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Sat May 18, 2002 1:37 am

*Reaper looks up from the fight to see Umpa's ship explode in a ball of flame from Blarg's missile attack. Reaper grins evilly :twisted: .

"Looks like the jedi master died before his time." :vamp: :twisted:

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Sat May 18, 2002 3:12 am

TheReaper wrote:*Reaper looks up from the fight to see Umpa's ship explode in a ball of flame from Blarg's missile attack. Reaper grins evilly.

Umpa already described landing at BB's old lab, I'll settle for him sustaining heavy damage and having to change pants.

*calls utility company, gets power to old lab cut off*

Goes to lab, reprograms Umpa's ship to fly 50m inside the entrance, fire all weapons, then self-destruct, leaps clear and bounds away by means of big cartoon springs in his heels*

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Sat May 18, 2002 5:50 am

didnt feel like responding to my post, huh blarg?

*shoots blarg in the shin*

does this get your attention?

*pistol-whips him*

*swiftly knocks blarg over with a carefully placed foot and shoulder*

*back to his mad-dash* :scrambleup: