DAC first look: STALKER: Paradise lost

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:07 am

so you cant operate on anything based on logic? what. rite forget it mate, im right.

as for the video, I guess you underestimate stalkers art departement and my shaky cam footage. its not in-game footage, BIRD BRAIN! I also don't see why you think this is a personal vendetta against fallout 3 being a pile of boiled cocks, just accept that they kept cyborgs and dragons in for tough enemies. Why would they show every enemy at first? Sorry to spoil the suprise, but there are cyborgs in the chernobyl plant that have gone crazy because of aliens. Sorry to spoil it, but you were asking for it.

I'm just a bit annoyed the game only lasted 9 hours and I never died once (except on the jumping puzzle level). They're not going to show everything in the trailers mate. This is mgs2 all over again, trust me.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:14 am

Sorry to burst your bubble pal, but I think that after seeing the video everyone can agree that Fallout 3 is teh suck compared to S.T.A.L.K.E.R..

registered_to_bitch :P · Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:22 am

@ Megatron

I said that you operate on logic, and comments are a way to express your thoughts. But since I'm trying to explain that to you for 3 hours now, I can see the level of your logic.

And if you paid a little more attention, I mentioned something about a video cam. Just as you made a "shaky cam footage" and labeled it as S.T.A.L.K.E.R., I can make one and label it as Fallout 3. This is not a personal vendetta against Fallout 3, and you know why? Because I have the decency of judging games after playing a final, original version of a game. If Fallout 3 will turn out to be a great game, very well. And I hope it will, I enjoy playing great games.

Got to admit that STALKER Online site was very funny. But seems this thread upset some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. fans.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:24 am

MMRW, does it mean I speak the truth, too?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:48 am

yo registered to troll I said I enjoyed the game. What the fuck are you babbling about? And I could't give a SHIT about fallout 3, stalker has jump boots ffs.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:12 am

Holy shit! Did anyone else notice the big dragon/cyborg gangbang going on on the 4th level? It's at the top of the castle in the third room. Fucking awesome. Soon as I get an ftp program up and running, I'll post the screenie.

Post by **King of Creation** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:31 am

Was that through the crawl space hidden behind the barrels?

Fall0ut · Post by **Fall0ut** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:36 am

lol I was just messin, I'm not going to sue you. Funny how all of you paid so much attention when I said I would sue you, I guess you were all scared

This site gave me a pretty good laugh.

Fall0ut · Post by **Fall0ut** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:38 am

Saint_Proverbius wrote:
Fall0ut wrote:My family has alot of money,
Yes. I hear your mother comes back home with a bra full of five dollar bills every time a ship full of lonely sailors pulls in to the local docks.

but who I was talking about was GSC and THQ, because you are violating market code.
Speaking of violating, is your dad able to shower again after those traumatic days in prison? Or do you still have to hold his hand when he bathes?

They just have to see this site.

They have seen the site, but thanks for being a few days behind. Luckily for us, your knowledge of the legal system is only second to your knowledge of critical thinking.

Good luck
Don't need it.

you're a loser, you took so much time to post this

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 5:10 am

Look, if you're not going to post your review, don't waste my time and get the fuck off my forum, princess.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:28 am

I dont see why there is any arguements since Megatron is not faking it, and everyone on this forum can vouche for him too because he has 6000 posts.

johnsoaz · Post by **johnsoaz** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:44 am

Megatron, Teatime, Gimp, etc
I am trying to access Stalker Online (http://wasteland.duckandcover.cx/stalker) and it's not working. Is it down or something?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:35 am

I guess Megatron's been Pwned?

registered_to_bitch :P · Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:20 am

Mad Max RW wrote:I didn't want it to go this far, but I'm forced to tell you that the final build he was allowed to play through was mysteriously leaked to the entire DAC community. All of us have experienced first hand the numerous dragons AND cyborgs commandos he spoke so fondly of in his report.

Ok then.. maybe one of you numerous members of the DAC community that already played the game can post an in-game screenshot with one of those "dragons".

Megatron wrote:heres a screenshot that I had taken from inside the game. as you can see the game uses high-poly models and new triangle bending technology to enchance the graphics for the cpu in the geforce x.

That's cute, u even wrote (c) 2002 GSC Gameworld in the top right corner. Since you were so serious about writing the review, what's with the triangle bending?

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As long as y'all can't come up with one little piece of evidence that can sustain what you're saying about the game (like a bloody screenshot... it's not so hard to tap Print Screen while playing), shut the fuck up. This conversation is boring and.. since I got more interesting things to do with my life, I bid you farewell.

Dixie_Rebel · Post by **Dixie_Rebel** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 12:10 pm

"registered_to_bitch

", seriously, please STFU....

unless you are going to keep acting like that, it is HILARIOUS!

This is the one of the best threads EVAR! It is scary how ignorant humanity can be.

Edit: When I go to

http://wasteland.duckandcover.cx/stalker

I get this:

HAXED BY: [GAMEVN] SYSTEM!!!!!!
DONT FUCK WHIT STALKER! FAGZ!
respectz to: #0wnz0r, DDoS-Face-K1LL4H, PU|\||<'D, whitechocobo666...w0rd

The Dragons were hawt, too bad the page does not work anymore. Too bad for eveyone that did not get it in time. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Note: I have been a lurker for a long time and registered a few days ago because of the requirement now. I wanted this to be my first post.

Claw · Post by **Claw** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 12:43 pm

registered_to_bitch :P wrote:Well I'm his father's brother's roomate's uncle's cousin's neighbour. Small world, eh?

Dad?

registered_to_bitch :P wrote:And since we're discussing the game,

So that's what you thought was happening.

PS: Chernobyl Lost

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 12:52 pm

registered_to_bitch :P wrote:
Ok then.. maybe one of you numerous members of the DAC community that already played the game can post an in-game screenshot with one of those "dragons".

The last video had dragons in it. We have proof that dragons are in it. Where's your proof that dragons aren't in it?

This conversation is boring and.. since I got more interesting things to do with my life, I bid you farewell.

Ha, yeah. Like post on stalker forums about co-op and iron-sights, rite?

Ok if you want a screenshot so badly here it is.

Thanks for spoiling it for everyone, jackass.

Diemaco · Post by **Diemaco** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:52 pm

Hahahaha, that administrator guy is like a clown! So funny!

Hahahahahaha!

Let me try some smylies then:

No, they just don't do it for me. Just change them, man. Make the world a better place.

edit: hm, I like the last one though. A lot. You can keep that one.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:58 pm

ok thanks for the help
you heard the man, change them! except

!

Diemaco · Post by **Diemaco** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:59 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:I dont see why there is any arguements since Megatron is not faking it, and everyone on this forum can vouche for him too because he has 6000 posts.

Hahahahahahaha!