I'm going to get flamed for this, but...

[rabidpeanut]

Okay now first of all if you want advice i think a fallout site is a rather bad place to looks for it since there are no :chick: anywhere in sight but rather many :chainsaw: , :drunk: and :? . I have absolutely no advice for you cause i am proud to say that i do not particularly want a human dampener, i like getting pissed and hit by cars (twice since i moved). If you want to be PERMANENTLY altered go ahead.

Oh and about the fat thing, apparently it is VERY expensive to become a fatass, beer does work, but i would recommend protein, and some creatine (Just buy peanuts (I am fucking serious)). Baked beans work well and plenty of egg and bacon, my brother uses this crap to "bulk up" go ahead provivede you don't mind smelling like the inside of a hippo. (he HONKS more funkily than any other human to date) Oh and lots of butter and cheese + Sit on your ass all Day.

And on getting fit, just go swimming, i had a 8 pack (six pack witht those 2 little muscles at the top.

Oh and if you are lazy (i was going to become diabetic so was given a food list, ie safe or suicide) just live on milk, cornflakes and apples i was like bordering on anorexic (fucking homeopath). Plus get a really good pc game and have the room in the house furthest from the weed.

How the hell do you get those damn emoticons to work?

[Subhuman]

Emoticons only work for people who capitalize their "I"s.

[ApTyp]

I sit on my ass all day, and I don't see any difference.

Emoticons: you click on them.

[Fez]

I don't think putting emoticons into it would help.

[Blargh]

It would only make it worse. Fact.

St. Toxic, regarding your little rant about Sociology, you may indeed have the gist of it, yet keep this in mind, do : it confuses idiots, it makes money from idiots, it controls idiots. Hence, for the appropriately ambitious non-idiot, it can be a very, very good thing indeed, as I have found it to be. Yes.

Keep up with your violent crusade against exploitation though, for all your condemnation, you appear to have taken sides quite quickly, and in contradiction to your professed sympathies.

[Spazmo]

Sociology is a misnomer because it suggests that there is some kind of logic to society.

[vendetta]

I've never had a girlfriend, simply because I've only met one person whom i've liked, and unfortunately for me she doesn't date. I'm the kid at school who's great to be friends with, but no one ever actually gets close to me.

Maybe the fact that i'm slightly manic depressive has somethng to do with it..

That's just about what I define myself to be as a person.

I have just missed an opportunity with the most sublime girl I ever met lately. I also thought she didn't date. Don't do the same for Christ's sake. Life is sort, so give it a try, or you will regret it all your life.

And anyway, you have nothing to lose, so risk it. I'll bet my Che metal cigarette box that she feels the same for you.

[St. Toxic]

Spot on Friend Blargh!

it confuses idiots, it makes money from idiots, it controls idiots.

Nee jus' tha, says I! E' forges wholly novel idiots! Yes!
Successful ones, add I!

Do stare at society Blargh, please do stare, and see you not how it dost' take this voodoo-inspired, mambo jambo nonsence 'theorem', if hardly one such, as if it were plain fact? Aff!

I claim, I do claim, that my unacceptance ( well, how could I? ) of the whole ordeal does not put me on top of any worthwile business, unless I were to introduce a fee, on every moronic creature to call me 'madman', at every fling of word I make.

Nay! Nay again! I wish not blunder, look the other way, while these inhuman teachings spread, like evolution of the moron masses, and degradation of the common dweebs!
However harmless you may find it Blargh ( and I do hope you knowet' when to cease the ball toss ), I've seen the eye of it and it bring doom.
One who would use the cattle do resort to numbers in rabbling? Foul!
Gone is the wits and glory, gone is the dignity! Why, make yourself a cleaner, surelly, picking up the waste of human shits may be as good for you as any scheme, machine!

As for me' professed sympathies, on which you question, I may justly add this; I am a bolt enough to stand for wrong, when vital, and while intact my healths, as any man should. Would I question all in which I clearly saw the foul, I would sail nowhere, fast, and would I still win the impossible prize, would it just be a lolly, and I would loose.

With fondest riots and squalls!

[Artkill]

Solution: Socialism

[St. Toxic]

Hardly. Mass genocide and despotism, I'd wager.

[POOPERSCOOPER]

i cant believe no one said this already but OMG SHE DOESNT LIKE U LOL

Saying that "dating in highschool is pointless" is probably the dumbest thing a person can say. Does she think once she gets out of HS that her dates will suddenly lead to something? "OMG THERE LIKE ZERO CHANCE I WILL MARRY THIS GUY BECAUSE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL, WHAT A WASTE OF MY TIME". Has she ever thought that maybe people date to learn more about each other and experiement? Not every date has to lead to marrage.

Your describition of her are funny. HER BELIEFS AND BUTT ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN TEH WORLD!!

[vendetta]

Solution: Socialism

Damn right.

[ApTyp]

Solution: no more internet for any of you.

[Fez]

Poop's on the ball today.

[Subhuman]

i cant believe no one said this already but OMG SHE DOESNT LIKE U LOL

Well, I said that. But thanks for putting it in terms Artkill might understand.

[Artkill]

If you are already fucking her, working out will not make her want to date/marry you.

How many times must I explain that her relationship status has nothing to do with who I am. She simply does not want to date. It is a firm belief in her ideology and my personality or physical appearence has no effect on her beliefs what so ever.

Please, all of you just shut up and get back on topic.

I love to reiterate myself.

[rabidpeanut]

Don't try to justify her loathing of you .

[Artkill]

Through the lives of great minds, emerge new leaders with the combined knowledge of his predecessors’ defeats and victories.

[Blargh]

Spot on Friend Blargh!

Sight far too short, friend St. Toxic.

Nee jus' tha, says I! E' forges wholly novel idiots! Yes!
Successful ones, add I!

An' the whole omnibus too, ye cack ha'ded Norman.

Do stare at society Blargh,

Glare. Glower. Scowl. Snarl. Staring, nay.

this voodoo-inspired, mambo jambo nonsence 'theorem', if hardly one such, as if it were plain fact? Aff!

Compare the most high of hex magic to the foul, yet wholly necessary e'il of sociology, misnomer it may be, and I shall have no recourse but to have you fed to the lawyer phalanx. Warned are ye.

I claim, I do claim, that my unacceptance ( well, how could I? ) of the whole ordeal does not put me on top of any worthwile business,

Socially destitute, financially fouled, ideologically paranoid, intellectually stagnant, fiscally conned, politically maimed. Ehue, society, EHUE.

unless I were to introduce a fee, on every moronic creature to call me 'madman', at every fling of word I make.

Fling away, friend, colleague, confidant, but mind the ears. Do.

Nay! Nay again!

And again !

I wish not blunder, look the other way, while these inhuman teachings spread, like evolution of the moron masses, and degradation of the common dweebs!

Keep them were they are, what they are, what are they ? FOOLS. Fools. Fools. Spread they will, to all the cracks, all the crevices, all the nooks and crannies, never ceasing, never yielding, never looking back. Never.

However harmless you may find it Blargh ( and I do hope you knowet' when to cease the ball toss ), I've seen the eye of it and it bring doom.

In words other, I may see it as completely nonsensical 'pon the lauded scale of danger and mitigated violence, and yet, regardless, 'tis a travesty of world shattering proportion ? Something is not right. And it is not me, or thee, or that. Look further, a field. It has the answers, mayhap ? Dig. Damn you, dig !

One who would use the cattle do resort to numbers in rabbling?

The Penguins, they informed me of the dangers posed by numbers used in such profane manners and context. Bless their wooly socks. And The Penguins also.

Foul!

Fowl !

Gone is the wits and glory, gone is the dignity!

Dignity, intellect and righteous recognition do not correlate to society and the plan it states for all. Know this, and despair. Or not.

Why, make yourself a cleaner, surelly, picking up the waste of human shits may be as good for you as any scheme, machine!

We, the people, this. We, the people, that. We, the people, require metaphorical yet technically functional chlorine on a global scale. Tonic water to the faithless, the false, the blind. Pity them, Gregor, do.

As for me' professed sympathies, on which you question,

Questioned, aye.

I may justly add

Amend, or answer ? Both ? Another ? Seagulls ? Salt ?

I am a bolt enough to stand for wrong,

Huzzah !

when vital, and while intact my healths, as any man should.

Bold when of sound health, craven when an invalid ? Ehue ! Seasonal morality, ehue !

Would I question all in which I clearly saw the foul, I would sail nowhere,

To question is to cease ? What for walking/sailing/flying/falling whilst questioning, challenging, demanding and condemning ?

and would I still win the impossible prize, would it just be a lolly, and I would loose.

A paltry prize of no great consequence, in words other than this, pray ? A veritable pity of epic measurements.

With fondest riots and squalls!

And you also.

In closing, those who complain (even solely through thought) o' the length, format, content or any other aspect of this, a most humble message, are, based upon anticipated retorts to this, a most humble message, most probably insecure about their sexuality/deficient of wit/left out by their betters, one, other or all, even, I do suspect, and so, surmise. My sympathies to ye all. 'Tis so easy to forget. Oh yes.

[Megatron]

After many months of sitting around eating shit, I've decided to get healthy, and document it with photos.

I've been doing some medium workouts for a week now, and here is the results. In a month or so I will make new pics to compare and contrast.

how are we meant to input on this seriously :rollseye: come on stop fishing for compliments fatty :birdseye: :brasseye: