How often do you masterbate?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:14 pm

Jedes Mal, wenn du masturbierst...
tÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¶tet Gott ein KÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¤tzchen

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:06 pm

Noch einmal, bitte.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:06 am

Bukkake · Post by **Bukkake** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:36 pm

Used to do it once to twice a day on average. During the summer though, with this horrid humidity, it's down to about 3-4 times a week, sometimes less.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:40 pm

3-4 times a week?

3-4 times a day for me, mate.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:55 pm

Doesn't your lizard ever hurt?

Shagnak · Post by **Shagnak** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:03 pm

Between my hot sex slave that I've almost married, and my "drink til I'm limp" habits, well, my calluses on my palms have almost disappeared.
Might be...once a week?

Edit: hey Lunchie you forum slut! How's it hangin!

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:16 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:Doesn't your lizard ever hurt?

No, he is well-fed and I keep him safe in his little caged playspace.

Shag - One lower than the other

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:28 pm

Achtung Helga!
Ich komme!!
Danke.

Kizmiaz · Post by **Kizmiaz** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:52 pm

vx trauma wrote:Achtung Helga!
Ich komme!!
Danke.

Jawhol! Das ist so gut!!! Isch spritze!!!

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:01 pm

Lynxer wrote:Stop abusing my beloved state of Main for the purpose of satire and scorn.

"South of the North"... a damn apt description of Maine.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:53 pm

I live in the south of the most northern state of the states..so yes, quite apt indeed.

Actually....I live in the south of Holland...I'm just a plain ol' liar

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ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:04 pm

Keep it up, and you'll be living in a vat, lying buried in deep woods.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:26 pm

I live in 65.01Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â° Northern hemisphere, so quit whining.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:48 pm

whack-a-thon
beat it for birthcontrol

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:41 pm

Masturbate all you want, ...

Roger, wilco.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:06 am

12.623 times per day

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:24 am

Related: Do you consider masturbation as workout?

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:26 am

During orgasm whole body stiffens, so it makes sense.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:07 pm

vx trauma wrote:Related: Do you consider masturbation as workout?

Judging from my body, no.