Lone Wanderer seeks her Charon - w4m

[Tofu Man]

I can't ruin it for youse, though.

The fuck not? Everybody already thinks this is bullshit, might as well.

I got

10/1 says Manc's Trauma
5/1 says Trauma's Fapnaught

and

2/1 says Blargh's the husband
50/1 says the husband's MR Snake

also

1.5/1 sez Megatron's both
100/1 they're both Koc

[MadBill]

HAVEN T. SHELF
MAN OF THE YEAR
CANADIAN
ADVENTURER
WORDSMITH EXTRAORDINAIRE



Also, $1 they are both Koc

[SenisterDenister]

[STOP FUCKING WHIT MY WIFE]

Trifecta!

TRI FUCK YOU TOO MOTHER FUCKER I WILL RIP YOUR SKULL IN PIECES AND PUT YOUR BRAIN IN THE MICROWAVE OWEN THEN PUT IT BACK IN YOUR HEAD AND YOU WILL LIVE LIFE AS A RETARD FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS HA HA HA YOU GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH AND I NEVER LAUGH SO YOUR IN SOME REAL DEEP SH*T THIS TIME, SO YOU BETTER THINK TWICE OR MAYBE EVEN THRICE BEFORE YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD.

I was under the impression that you killing her mother was what drove her to eat until she became fat.

ALL RIGHT TOUGH GUY I HAVE JUST BOOKED A FLIGHT FOR "MR INTERNET TOUGH GUY"FROM SHITHOLE,ALABAMA TO TORONTO THOUGHT ID MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU IF YOU COME HERE YOUR SHELF. IF I DONT HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE AND HUNT YOU DOWN I WILL SHOW YOU MERCY AND YOU WILL HAVE A QUICK "ACCIDENT" INSTEAD OF A LONG AND PAINFUL "ACCIDENT" TRUST ME "DUDE" YOU DONT WANT THE LATTER. BECAUSE THE CORONER WILL SAY "CATTLE PROD IN THE BUTT HOLE NOT SOMETHING YOU SEE EVERY DAY OH WELL IM SHURE THIS DICK HEAD DESERVED IT THROW HIM TO THE WOLVES" AND AFTER THE WOLFS EAT YOU I WILL PERSONALLY KILL THEM AND BURN THEM TO ASHES AND THEN COLLECT THE ASH AND PUT IT IN A JAR AND HAVE A HUGE SHIT IN IT AND SHAKE REAL HARD AND PUT IT IN THE FREEZER AND WHEN THE FUTURE ARRIVES I WILL MAKE 20 CLONES FROM YOUR ASHES AND HAVE A FUCKING KENNEL OF SHIT-COVERED WOLF-MEN AND I WILL SPEND MY DAYS LITERALLY KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. SO WHAT WILL IT BE YOU GONNA DIE LIKE A MAN OR LIKE A MOUSE MY GUESS IS THE MOUSE BECAUSE I AM THE MOTHER FUCKING EAGLE. HOOAH!

[Yonmanc]

lmao alright, it's Megatron xD

[Manoil]

Nope, and he's damn good. Covert muthafucka like the best of them

but he did stop talking about the wife

[Yonmanc]

Oh Geez...Cakester?

[Jeff]

this thread is now like the ProsperCube port of L.A. Noire

[Blargh]

is this

the zenith

who can say

[MadBill]

Haven T. Shelf is my /big hero.

[SenisterDenister]

Is it Jim the Dinosaur?

[Wolfman Walt]

I think this is the best thread I'll see this year. Keep it goin.

[Stalagmite]

this thread is now like the ProsperCube port of L.A. Noire

You're too funny.

And Cakester is a fluffy fellow ain't he?

[Tofu Man]

Shit, this is a gift that keeps on giving. Somebody get mr Haven T Shelf a complimentary golf club and a mobile for the thread.

[Megatron]

Trifecta!

TRI FUCK YOU TOO MOTHER FUCKER I WILL RIP YOUR SKULL IN PIECES AND PUT YOUR BRAIN IN THE MICROWAVE OWEN

what i dont get right is her mama was in europe and seh was in the fetish scene so whu and now shes dead? also, is husband a giant, brainwashed meta-humans who are surgeons with shotguns? idk. p.s this isnt me jeez making an alt account is against the rules of dac guys

Just, too juicy.

[Retlaw83]

ALL RIGHT TOUGH GUY I HAVE JUST BOOKED A FLIGHT FOR "MR INTERNET TOUGH GUY"FROM SHITHOLE,ALABAMA TO TORONTO

I'm actually Dr Internet Tough Guy, Ph.d from Crapport, New Jersey.

[Charon]

Smoothskins - ("supermutant" husband included because I know what you do to her, you sick fuck).
Our lack of proximity makes it difficult for me to pump you full of hot death but I feel it necessary to say that there's nothing I'd like to do more (except maybe pumping her with something else that's hot perhaps.)
I'm allowed to say that and that's all I had to say.
Except T, keep your chin up, kid.
I'm glad to have found you again.

PS. I drank all your whiskey.

- CTG

[Manoil]

I'm actually Dr Internet Tough Guy, Ph.d from Crapport, New Jersey.

Cicero ext -52

[Cimmerian Nights]

How much whiskey do you need, to convince yourself to fuck a moose?

[Yonmanc]

TRI FUCK YOU TOO MOTHER