Nationstates

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 11:30 pm

Frankly, if the apparently unwilling denizens of Nithliopicia are so hopeless as to expect the government to provide for their happiness, they deserve the misery I inflict upon them.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 1:05 pm

I'm 3rd!!

Or just turd.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:31 am

The Rogue Nation of Schpunkizstan is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 16 million are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Schpunkizstan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, all industry is owned and run by the government, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime is totally unknown. Schpunkizstan's national animal is the mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the peso.

blah blah blah

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 9:10 pm

Every time I think to myself "Dueling.. Sounds fair, legal!" I get a bunch of crooks saying that they were defending their honor against cripples and old women. Gets you to examine issues from more than one side.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 11:47 am

Yup. Like when I decided to go for the "If the old people want to have higher level of living, then they got to work for it as well" I thought it would just higher the pension ages, compensations etc. => be a 'win-win' situation... But no, no, I got this in my nation's description:

"Senior citizens are often seen doing heavy manual labor"

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Jun 27, 2004 3:59 pm

i put something about how useless poets are and i got :

"writers and poets are randomly round up and shot for entertainment"

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 6:24 pm

I had this racist TV show

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 10:47 pm

s4ur0n27 wrote:I had this racist TV show

Damn straight! Me too. Bigtopians racism or something.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:05 pm

And human clonage!

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:33 pm

I've got that in spades.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:32 pm

gun ownership is compulsory, and the nation is completely gun-free.

HA-HA! You don't get that every day

( http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/ind ... litseiriik )

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 3:24 pm

Just wanted have some attention to my state....
It is rather unlikely though.

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/ind ... ater_glory

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 6:24 pm

Nice. I recently restarted my country because it was no fun running the devout nation of Nineland.

<b>The Sultanate of Cloudicstan</b>
"Being cuffed to the mini bar is a privilege"

The Sultanate of Cloudicstan is a large, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 36 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Defence. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, there are no minimum wage laws, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is a major problem. Cloudicstan's national animal is the MiG, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the scalp.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sat Jul 17, 2004 7:15 pm

The United Socialist States of Einherjer
"United we stand."

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship

Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: The Great Waste
The United Socialist States of Einherjer is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 178 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Abortions are routinely performed in Einherjer's hospitals, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and the education system is famed for its taxing exams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Einherjer's national animal is the sodomizing muskrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the dollar.

Einherjer is ranked 5th in the region and 34,857th in the world for Safest Nations.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 1:18 am

it means you can moan all you like and nobody will listen.. just like democracy

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 5:18 am

what the fuck styop doing this shit msd3r34fds e324 fxc

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:00 am

I'm surprised none of you folks have gotten sick of Nation States. You wait, though.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:01 am

I have. I had gone two years ago already, but I wanted to refresh my memory.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:42 pm

It's gotten like a routine. At 8am, when I get at my office, I open up nationstate, fix the 2 issues, and wait till next day.