The "Post a picture of an ugly goth"-thread

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 3:38 pm

Dani Filth('s copycat), the best of England.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:53 pm

I can't speak for that guy, but Dani Filth himself sucks hardcore.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:54 pm

Cradle of Filth is for fucking pussies.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:01 pm

Nay, they got a couple of good songs on each of their albums, /me thinks. Nothing special, but they have a general level of quality in their work. You get what you expect.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:26 pm

Cradle of Filth is the auditory equavilant of being fucked in the ear with a bonesaw.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:26 pm

Which means shit?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:37 pm

I think their has to be a new word invented to describe their music, but sure, shit will suffice.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:22 pm

Oh come on, give up the whole heavy metal thing already. Black Sabbath is cool and everybody knows that's it. What are you, 12 years old?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:28 am

atoga's right on the money there. Shitty angst metal is for perambulatory vaginas.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:46 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:Cradle of Filth is the auditory equavilant of being fucked in the ear with a bonesaw.

I can think of very few sorts of music that do not deserve such a flattering description, eloquently put Wolfman.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 3:46 pm

There's a whole bunch of bands that could fit in there.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 4:57 pm

Yeah, but CoF ain't one of them.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 5:26 pm

Yes it is, it's right at the forefront of the Great Shitfest.

SANITARIUM 4EVA

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 6:45 pm

Says a man who would suck AC/DC's members' members if given the chance.

CoF has some pretty good songs, like Dusk and Her embrace, Lord Abortion, Lustmord and Wargasm, Scorched Earth Erotica, From Cradle to Enslave, Better To Reign In Hell, Torture Soul Asylum, Doperman Pharaoh, Thank God for the suffering and Twisted Nails of Faith.

They're also great cover makers, For Those Who Died (Sabbat) and Death Comes Ripping (Misfits) being great examples of that.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 7:54 pm

That's because AC/DC doesn't suck, unlike, say, you.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 7:58 pm

Nah, AC/DC is highly overrated as rock bands go. However, I don't know about you, but I'd be quick to go down on Jimmy Page or Robert Plant.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:01 pm

I've never been that interested in 'zep. AC/DC are fantastic for a single track, but all their songs sound exactly the same so you can't listen to more than one in a row.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:03 pm

AC/DC--overrated? Certainly, they don't have the profundity or master lyrics of your Jethro Tulls or your Doors, but for flat out headbanging rockoutingness, AC/DC is a surefire pick.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:08 pm

No way, have you ever heard of a band called 'SLIPKNOT'? 'INSANE CLOWN POSSE'? 'D-12'? Turn on mtv and get schooled mate, before I take you down. Old-school.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:38 pm

I liked Cradle of Filth's cover of Fear of the Dark, it was quite awesome