Duck and Cover

registered_to_bitch :P wrote:Would you care to enlighten me on the "greater significance of this issue", Blargh?

If you're unaware by this stage, 'tis a fact you will, even with my assistance, be unable to comprehend the greater significance of this issue. Sad, but true.

registered_to_bitch :P wrote:What's up with dissing S.T.A.L.K.E.R? Afraid of being better than Fallout 3 (in terms of atmosphere and feeling)?

So narrow minded, so petty. You've missed the point once again. You're a consistent fellow, I'll grant you that.

registered_to_bitch :P wrote:About the games, we shall see how good they are. If the hype doesn't kill them...

The dragons and cyborgs can only benefit Stalker. Put your brain cells at ease. They deserve a respite from over heating.

registered_to_bitch :P wrote:What are you, a psychiatrist?

Ah, sarcasm. Actually, yes. I am a psychiatrist. Surprised ? Good. I am glad for you. Truly. Even without my many qualifications, the extent of your neuroses would be obvious to almost anyone.

registered_to_bitch :P wrote:Generally comments are based on logic, by which the human intellect operates.

That so ? I suppose it is. Sadly, your conduct here indicates you are entirely cut off from both logic and intellect.

registered_to_bitch :P wrote:If you can find illusory ideas in my comments, please point them out to me.

Your comments speak for themselves. If you can't see the blatantly detached nature of your words, it would be fair to say you are in a dire situation. Frankly, your inability to comprehend, or even realise the obvious is quite worrying. Again : seek help.

Fall0ut wrote:lol I was just messin, I'm not going to sue you. Funny how all of you paid so much attention when I said I would sue you, I guess you were all scared

REALLY !? Oh ! I am so relieved . . . Twat.

registered_to_bitch :P wrote:This conversation is boring and.. since I got more interesting things to do with my life, I bid you farewell.

Took you long enough mate, amusingly your delay bodes poorly for you in general. As a reminder : seek help. Cheerio Tom, it's been grand. Thank you for your enlightening, witty and interesting commentary. We'd be lost without you. Oh yes.

Wow, Blargh. You got a lot issues pent up. A lot of anger, a lot of unhappiness. I suppose it's from frustations in waiting for Fallout 3?
In the meantime, tell us more about the "cyborgs" and "dragons" in Stalker!
Or maybe you could insult more people. More pontification, please? I get the sense you like to hear yourself speak, but since nobody listens to you, (i.e. Mom and Dad) this forum wil have to do.

Get yourself a woman...or a blow-up doll. Whatever works mate. Cheerio!

Mate, I couldn't give a rat's ass about Fallout 3. It's going to be CRAP because it's not turn-based or 2d! STALKER FOR LIFE!

Get yourself a book of insults because those are a bit shit lol.

the stalker fanboys wrote:blah blah blah, I suck cocks.

yah, obviously.
I have no idea what is the cause to the seemingly widespread cockgobbling amongst the stalker fans. mebbe its related to the obvious lack of intellect.
fuck people, such a blooody bunch of assloggers I have seldom seen, in more or less every post you fucking miss the point and try flaming the poster for summit which was actually a ironic comment to your retarded behaviour.
ok, its been a fun read. but you people are just too much. and really, with your flaming skills Im starting to suspect that you're either from some gay dating forum, and not the stalker forums, or that youre just the retarded minority in the stalker fanbase.
If you would, for once, just bend your eyes away from that tempting gay pron and read (or even think a tad) a post or two, assemble a decent reply to anything, mebbe even a good flame and get your bloody acts together, I would be very very grateful.
I really thought there was a limit to stupidity.
please, for the love of god, prove me right.

johnsoaz wrote:You got a lot issues pent up.

If you mean issues other than the Stalker cretins being generally vapid and irritating : Wrong.

johnsoaz wrote:A lot of anger, a lot of unhappiness.

Wrong on both counts. Another consistent fellow ! I am quite happily working towards my goals, nor am I depressed at this time. You are a rather hilarious tool, congratulations.

johnsoaz wrote:I suppose it's from frustations in waiting for Fallout 3?

I am wholly uninterested in Fallout 3. It won't have cyborgs or dragons.

johnsoaz wrote:In the meantime, tell us more about the "cyborgs" and "dragons" in Stalker!

The wonder of the cyborgs and dragons that will populate Stalker like figs is beyond your limited comprehension, fool. Please continue your laughably pathetic attempts to fight the inevitable, for you amuse.

johnsoaz wrote:Or maybe you could insult more people.

You are a vacuous cunt. Are you a happy, vacuous cunt now ?

johnsoaz wrote:I get the sense you like to hear yourself speak,

Generally, I don't speak my posts.

johnsoaz wrote:but since nobody listens to you,

Yes, this brings me to a worthwhile point : Thank you for so obviously listening. That you listened gladdens my heart of hearts. Thank you for being there. Without you, I would be torn and fragile.

*weeps*

johnsoaz wrote:Get yourself a woman...

*laughs*

We're up to that old line now, are we ? Disappointing. You overestimate the consistency of meaning such a distraction can provide. Unsurprising.

Twat.

johnsoaz wrote:Wow, Blargh.

Yes blargh Lol Blarg you silly nutter, how dare you post.

You got a lot

This is wrong you must mean 'You must have many like you have many pennies', asshole . Fuck off.

issues

More like tissues . But seriously mate, I fucking hate the word issues you boring bastard.

pent up

fuck off

.

A lot of an

You'd have a lot of anger to if you had to play stalker all day and fight the same 3 mystical dragons of excalibur. Perhaps you should go play in traffic, dip sit!

ger, a lot of unhappiness

:sneeze: sorry I'm allergic to BULL SHIT - Isaac Asimov

. I suppose

You mean you assume, cock face. Learn to fucking speak english before you ruin the language so badly. In other words, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

it's from frustations

Well that supposation was absolutely wrong. I am not fucking frustrated by anything you fucking cunt

in waiting

It's not waiting as much as it is not waiting if you know what I mean you horrible little scab. Is it possible that not many of us actively sit around waiting and instead...not wait?

for Fallout 3?

Nobody really gives a shit mate. Until we see a bit more news its like vapur, like a teardrop in a storm if I want to get poetic on your butt. We don't want Fallout 3 to turn into stalker where you have to wait through 4 years of delays for a fucking game dickhead.

In the meantime

How about you fuck off.

, tell us more about the

When you say 'us' I guess you mean your fucking boring community who make the same 200 threads about iron-sights and proning. Here's a news flash for you you big fuck, most of the features won't make it into the game. It will be an outdoor shooter, don't expect anything more you fucking idiot.

"cyborgs" and "dragons"

What's more to say? Freaking cyborgs and Dragons! I find it strange how you seem to find it offensive to your precious game if a fucking giant flying lizard is in it, over zombies and midgets. How about the monster that won the monster contest? A zombie that shoots guns. Way to go GSC, you motherfuckers. Choosing a monster where you just need to copy the AI from a soldier and make it walk slow. Eat my shit you little cock-bag.

in Stalker!

You're a closet homosexual.

Or maybe you could

Mabye you could fuck off and stop trolling?

insult more people

If by more people you mean you, then I think we're all fine with that. Perhaps if you went back to official stalker forum you could talk about how female stalkers shouldn't be in the game because women are weaker than men and somehow can't shoot guns as accurately Fuck off.

.

Way to butcher the English Language.

More pontification

How about 'You're a fucking boring, idiotic cancer on the asshole of humanity'?

, please?

You're in no position to beg, but I'll let you do it anyway since you're a dog.

I get the sense

More like you having an erection and furiously start masturbating into your mouth you big fucking queer. Am I right?

you like to hear

Wouldn't that be like to read, asshole?

yourself speak

1+1=6 eh? Where did you pull that from? Your gaping cum-soaked asshole?

, but since nobody listens to you,

Stop projecting mate, it's embarrasing.

(i.e. Mom and Dad)

That has everything to do with it, rite? Oh wait, insulting somebodys parents is pretty typical and also fucking boring. Can't you think of something better?

this forum wil

Will, fuckhead.

have to do.

Probably not. If any of us felt as angsty as you we'd probably have livejournals and listen to No Doubt. I guess instead, we fucking don't eh? That makes a bit more sense.

Get yourself a woman

When you assume, you make an ass out of 'u' and 'me'.

...

Hold on guys, I sense a punchline coming on!

or a blow-up doll.

Oh wait, he's just being pathetic again. Well well done for trying mate, you fucking idiot.

Whatever works mate.

How about writing on the internet. D'oh! LOL

Cheerio!

Fuck off you horrible cunt.

For the amusement of that comment, Meg, I would gladly give you my first born. It'll be a practice run of sorts, hence I want to give it away. Bloody children. Huzzah !

Oh and -

Meg wrote:Lol Blarg you silly nutter, how dare you post.

FCUK U, U SYPHTLITICAL CNUT !!!1

Classic, guys, absolutely classic.

http://www.gsc-game.com/index.php?t=com ... offset=360

Thanks for the great read. Comparing Megatron to Jesus, and calling the STALKER forumites the Jews had to be one of the most hilarious things I've seen in days.

Kudos!

johnsoaz wrote:I suppose it's from frustations in waiting for Fallout 3?

I'm thinking that no one that posts here is frustrated nor waiting for Fallout 3. We are here because of FO1 and FO2. Notice the general lack of recent and/or lengthy threads in the FO3 section of the boards. We just don't care. No matter what, it's not going to live up to the old games, therefore why bother worrying about it? Not really sure many of us are too hardcore about the old FO games, anymore..I have them installed on my laptop, but I've not played since Corpse made a damn fine mod last year that added a bit to gameplay in FO1.

Now if this was 1999 (when I first joined one of these Fallout boards), we'd all be eagerly licking Interplay's testicles trying to get a FO3. But since it's now...And the FO team is long gone...And Interplay is run by an ignorant Frenchie...And FO is in the clutches of the Morrowind team...There is really not much reason to look forward to anything spectacular with FO3, if it even gets made.

The only real hope for Fallout is for one of these random MOD teams to actually crank out something good for FO2. There are a lot of capable people out there working, but the results, thusfar haven't been so outstanding (or in English) as to make a big impact on the FO community.

The one thing I am looking forward to is Thorgrimm's CivIII mod...I don't own CivIII, but if his mod turns out as nice as his screenies and such show, then I will probably go buy it...Sad, really...The only thing related to Fallout I'm looking forward for is a mod for another game.

They locked the thread at GSC calling it a joke. WHy are those guys so blind?

Well said Ryno. I concur.

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:They locked the thread at GSC calling it a joke. WHy are those guys so blind?

A laughable thread it was too. Obviously, they are cretins. Their argument(s) were circular, their logic nonexistent. 'Tis clear that they are naught but a source of amusement.

I guess they think dragons in a game is actually an insult. So next time you see some internet tough guy and he hacks the crap out of your mac say 'fuck you, dragon!'

what happened to my new screenshot?

S4ur0n27 wrote:what happened to my new screenshot?

jollywhackers!
I guess the new screenshot must be missing.

I'm thinking that no one that posts here is frustrated nor waiting for Fallout 3. We are here because of FO1 and FO2. Notice the general lack of recent and/or lengthy threads in the FO3 section of the boards. We just don't care. No matter what, it's not going to live up to the old games, therefore why bother worrying about it?

I agree with that. Like the third and fourth installment in the Alien series. I will pretend that fallout 3 doesn't exist when it's released. After what Bethesda did to Morrowind. They're dead to me.

Anyhow, this is the only message board I frequent where a fake review of a game can turn into a seven page digression, rife with flaming and bickering.

Mismatch wrote:

the stalker fanboys wrote:blah blah blah, I suck cocks.

Here is a picture I drew about the situation.

I will lower my resolution, so I can enjoy this on my desktop.

who's the other guy? lasse?

Its Jesus

Hey Megaton how come you didn't mention the flying ninjas? They were the coolest part of teh gAme!!11

Sorry for the spoiler, everyone!! I just thought the ninjas deserved mentioning.I'm the cousin of the grandpa's son of the lead developer, so I got a final build too!

pinkcrimson

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