The Arena!!!

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 10:26 pm

*To solve the situation S_F cuts of his leg (the one containing an imp, then put the leg on fire.*

"Anyone having an autodoc? Or at least a stim?"

"Arch, this act of war will lead to your doom" S_F says, then stabbs Arch in his stomach, before leaving the Arena, going to the Hub to get some better gear...

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 11:11 pm

*Reaper throws a Trauma pack to S_F as he comes back and prepares to battle him.

"We may have been allies against BB, but that has passed, come, let's fight!"

*Reaper runs towards S_F and readies himself for battle.

**Casts impenetrable globe**

"No one shall interfere and Blarg, don't pile the rocks on this time."

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 11:22 pm

"Oh no, not again. Can someone hurry with that robotic leg / laser cannon of mine, plz!"

*Stuck with one leg and dual giant swords S_F sees no opinion but to assault Reaper.*

"Die! Oh I forget, you are dead already... DOH!"

*Seeing no other way than to use Arch's half dead burning imp, S_F throws the imp to Reaper. Being distacted from the imp, climbing up his leg, Reap do not notice S_F as he chops Reap's left arm of.*

"Haha!" :twisted:

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 11:31 pm

*Reaper looks down at the damage S_F has caused, looks at S_F and attacks him furiously with the level 5 rune sword. Reaper takes off S_F's other leg and right arm.

"Hey, that hurt, I never used that arm anyway, see how you like it. :twisted: "

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:23 am

the crackle of thunder is heard high above and then it rained. as the lights of the arena flickered out slowly, a small flame appeared. THUD. THUD. THUD. The slow pacing steps of a fighter. SHINK. a blade drawn the lights flicker back on. in a trenchcoat a lone figure stands. slicing the air with his katana umpa turns to S_F. "wanna fight?"

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:32 am

*Having a giant sword left in his left arm S_F buries it in Reaps head...*

"That's going to give you some head-ache...

"

*Then turning to Umpa, now having a robot leg that can shoot laser he is as ready as ever...*

"Let's get it on, then."

WELCOME TO INSTANT FALLOUT 2077!
(basic knowledge in Monkey Island is required)

"Every robot I've met I've forced to respawn!"

Umpa: How appropriate. You fight like a brahmin!

"No, no, no, the right reply would be:
With your looks I'm sure they all laughed to death!"

Okay... "En guarde, touchÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â©!"

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:31 am

**Respawns**

*Reaper gets up to see the comical fight between S_F and Umpa.

"Ah, insult fighting is it? I challenge S_F to a insult sword fight after this!"

*=Reaper's insult rules

No swearing

Insult replies have to rhyme and make sense to work

For every point gained, a limb is lost on the opponent

No taking an attack out of turn

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:34 am

a ha S_F is that a toupe?

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:37 am

Good reply Umpa.

Umpa taunts S_F now.

Will S_F provide a good reply or will Umpa gain a point?

Sirgalahadwizard · Post by **Sirgalahadwizard** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:48 am

OMG!

Oh - My - God!

Oh my GOD!

Not another ARENA!!!

eeeeek!

::pulls out a bfg10k and shoots myself with it::

[line]

:twisted: , :twisted: , :twisted:
Oh, you guys do know that I have enough big guns skill to use a BFG10K dont you?

That means run, run you little crunchy-but-soft-in-the-middle power armor freaks, you cannot hide from my BFG! :twisted:

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:53 am

Sirgalahadwizard wrote:Not another ARENA!!!

You have me to thank for that

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 11:52 am

"Great, Reaper and S_F are behind a force field again."

*piles cream pies on top of field*

"I've lost track of who and what I'm supposed to rhyme with, so I will haiku Umpa into tiny bits."

"UMPA!

face my axe and shield
your puny attacks fail as
I chop you to bits"

*strides toward Umpa*

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 12:41 pm

No, no, no. Blarg I'm fighting Umpa, you'll have to fight TheReaper!
Come on, gimme an insult!

I'll insult sword fight you later Reap... :twisted:

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 1:08 pm

Is the force field gone now? Like I said, there have been so many changes that I've lost track.

Ph33r my 1337 h4ik00 5ki1z!

Reaper you shall die
I'll wear your head like a hat
after I take it

*strides toward Reaper*

Tapy · Post by **Tapy** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:09 pm

YEILD INFADALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 8:28 pm

*Reaper stands, facing Blarg, recites a haiku.

"Shut your goddamn mouth
Or I am going to stab you
In the chest asshole."

Good eh

? Off the top of my head, that was.

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:20 pm

to s_F:

throughout the wasteland my great deeds are celebrated

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 11:04 pm

TheReaper wrote:*Reaper stands, facing Blarg, recites a haiku.

"Shut your goddamn mouth
Or I am going to stab you
In the chest asshole."

Good eh ? Off the top of my head, that was.

"that was a good one
your haiku skills are growing
but now they will stop"

*steps in, sweeping Reaper's weapon aside with his shield, then whacks him in the sternum with a battleaxe*

"unless you stop that
you will have two small sterna
instead of just one"

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 11:20 pm

*Gasps from impact of battle axe*

*Reaper takes a moment to recover and think of a good Haiku.

"I bet you don't win
I won't allow big fat gits
To win over me."

*Reaper uses his level 5 rune sword to hack off Blarg's right arm. Then retaliates with another Haiku.

"I will kill you now
Using my level 5 sword
And hack you to death!"

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 1:43 am

"the Fountain of Tyr
momentarily blinds as
I counterattack"

*sprays blood from severed arm into Reaper's eyes*

*shield-bashes Reaper's sword to the side*

*head-butts him and kicks him squah in the nnnnnuts!*

*hits Reaper in the back of the neck very hard with shield edge*