Duck and Cover

Dressed in tattered rags, a bald young man enters the center of the arena sit and begins to meditate

ooc:
Do we have a specific setting, area, etc.?

Another unknown enters the arena, with a longsword and a Glock 9mm.

"You are an enemy of computer gaming Alias, as a result you are an enemy of my house. Defend yourself."

With that in mind Alias draws his glock, but he is no match to China's lightning fast reflexes. The gun is knocked out of his hand and out of reach. China then follows with a backflip kick onto Alias' chin putting him flat on his back. Alias gets back on his feet and draws his sword making a "swish" sound. Alias lunges, while China spins to his counterclockwise to the right doging the sword and grabing Alias' right arm with his own. With Alias directly behind China, he delievers a swift back kcik sending Alias back a few feet. China then turns to face Alias in ready position, signaling him to come back for more.

Alias shits his greaves and charges with his sword. He utterly fails, trips, and stabs himself. Ow.

And I'm NOT an enemy of computer gaming. I just don't mind that BOS isn't coming out for PC. I probably won't even play it, I'm too busy playing Morrowind. Sorry about the stupid sig before.

ooc: i'm just messing around... now can we get a little more serious?

Alias gets up, dusts himself off, stops his profuse bleeding, and continues his charge. He draws his sword and attacks made_in_china03.

BTW, what's OOC mean?

Som Guy throws a dagger at Alias' lower back puncturing a kidney. "It means Out Of Charater you nitwit." says Som Guy. Som Guy turns around and beats the crap out of Invalid_session.

KruddMan wakes up in the middle of the vicious arena baffled and confused. He wonders how the hell he got there. He realizes he has no weapons and no fighting skill so uses most of his time trying not to be noticed and running away.

KruddMan wrote:KruddMan wakes up in the middle of the vicious arena baffled and confused. He wonders how the hell he got there. He realizes he has no weapons and no fighting skill so uses most of his time trying not to be noticed and running away.

using his 'Pirate sense' Captain Wacco notices Krudd might be in danger, and swings in on a rope from the roof and draws his cutlass

Alias says "Thanks" and has a knife sticking out of his kidney. He says "Ow," and takes the knife out. He stumbles away and goes back to sleep.

Avenger once again creeps silently into the arena, and catches alias while he's sleeping. Slowly drawing two pieces of wood tied together with piano wire, he quickly slips the line round the neck of his sleeping victim. Avengers knee presses against the back alias's skull while his arms pull back on the piano wire. A sickening noise and a loud crack marks the end of alias with a partial decapitation. Avenger takes the longsword from the corpse, and sneaks off into the shadows ...

Sigma stumbels bashfully into the arena, when he realises he left his stabbin knife at home, he quickly spins around and begins to sprint off into the distance, when he trips over the semi-decapitated head of Alias with a sickening crunch

KruddMan reacts startled as MrWacco grabs him and makes panicky flailing movements. Wacco loses his grip and drops KruddMan. He surprisingly lands without harm then realizes he landed on top of the tripped over Sigma. He pulls his elbow out of Sigma's eye with an "ew".

Captain Wacco, sheaths his cutlass and goes to find some grog

Avenger, squatting behind a rusted burnt out hulk of what was once a car, decides to take a quick dump, while reading an old tattered newspaper...

While noone notices, James Silver was in the Arena all the time, fighting Dr. Evil in the VIP Sky Box. After Dr. Evil jumped on the back of the Evil Minimi they ran off in the sunset... James, had to defuse a Nuclear Bomb in the meantime and saved a gazillion souls. Then James grabbed the Playgirl â„¢ daggling above the pit of fire, jumps on a Tiger and chases the footsteps of Dr. Evil!

The thunder claps and the arena darkens ominously as the one known as Arch rises once again. With great sigh he looks over the age worn arena as he lifts he sledgehammer and says possibly the most underused line ever known
"Here's Archy."

Avenger hastily wipes his arse with the tattered newspaper, and scurries into a corner pulling up his pants