The Arena!!!

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 2:29 am

"Yeah... well Umpa, to bad they are all fabricated... :twisted:"

Ps. Is that right? I should play The Curse of Monkey Island more often...

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 2:39 am

yeah its right

your species has rejected you

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 2:43 am

Is that an insult?

"At least mine haven't got the flu!"
:roll:

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 4:13 am

*Reaper lies on the floor after the vicious attack, he is dying, he tries one last Haiku so he can go out with style.

You may have killed me
But I will be back to kill
You in nasty ways.

*With the great Haiku recited, Reaper falls dead, then respawns and goes to be umpire to S_F and Umpa.

"Doing well so far S_F, your knowledge of Curse of Monkey Island is impressive but you will soon fall before my might!"

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 4:13 am

To S_F
your mother looks like a pig

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 4:17 am

(She sends here regards... she knows where you live, Umpa :twisted: )

Isn't it my turn to insult you some time now?

"Not as much as your sig...
Alt. I am rubber, you are glue... :twisted: "

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 4:21 am

insult awy S_F

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 4:24 am

Let me think...

"Killing you must be justifiable homocide!"

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 4:32 am

"Great insulting, both of you. The current score is 4-3 to S_F, Umpa, you need to equalize it before S_F gets a big lead on you, the end draws near."

*Reaper has gotten into a big chair to oversee the insult battle, a sign hangs on the chair 'Sod Off!'.

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 4:37 am

then killing you must be justifiable fungicide,

I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated!

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 4:41 am

"Level pegging 4-4, come on, finish this all you need is two unanswered insults to win (in a row)."

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 8:11 am

Stainless wakes up from a deep coma. Turns to Arch....then turns to the people insulting each other.

"Oh, how incredibly lame" Gasped Stainless

Stainless then takes a seat and shoots TR, with his BoE, making him say everything backwards. Then shoots S_F and Ummpa, making them only allowed to compliment each other.

Stainless then sits down and offers a bisciut to his finger

Archchancellor · Post by **Archchancellor** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 8:27 am

Arch picks up the chopped off leg "Damint SF" he yells and hops behind the dueling Duo. "Payback time" he says quietly and begins to beat SF over the head with it. I call upon the nonsensical Fanfic" he says to the sky and 1000 A4 pages descend onto SFs head crushiong him.

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:20 pm

So, did you guys like
the pre-attack haiku? How
about limericks?

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:22 pm

8O Arch and Stainless, I'm having an insult Sword Fighting over here can you stop killing me and crush someone else? Like each other?:x

"Now where were we?
eeemmm... something that ends with... emmm....
I'm shaking. ARR am I shaking.
Another one, please..."

Archchancellor · Post by **Archchancellor** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:26 pm

Bugger that" Arch says "keep monkey island out of the arena"

beats S_F with his leg again "This is for cutting off my leg" hits him yet again

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 12:32 pm

"You wanna fight!?"
*The punch that follows is understood by S_F as a yes.*
"Very well then, say hello to my paingun, b---ard!"
*S_F shoots Arch with his paingun, making him scratch himself to death... :twisted: *
"Now... do you mind staying dead until I and Umpa have finished our fight? Also there's plenty of people in the arena, not doing anything but watching me and Umpa fight... kill some of those instead, will you?

"

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 8:15 pm

*Reaper looks down at Stainless and gives him the finger

Reaper will fight him later.

"Effect no has BoE your ha, ha. Stainless later you kill I'll, it damn god, wait."

*Reaper realises what Stainless has done to him, Reaper leaps down from his chair and walks towards Stainless, rune sword drawn.

"!Die shall you now. Crap this hate I. Stainless blade my before fall"

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 9:59 pm

When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 10:58 pm

".Stainless kill to have I, fight insult the oversee can't I"

*Reaper cannont, no matter how hard he tries speak forwards, damn that Stainless. Reaper goes up to the relaxing Stainless, kicks him off his chair and challenges him.

".Affliction damnable this remove afterwards and, fight lets, come"