Duck and Cover

Posted: **Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:00 pm**

I summon three Rex's and spinepunch your bear.

Posted: **Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:55 pm**

I daze the three Rex's with their own beauty by holding a mirror in front of them.

Posted: **Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:42 pm**

I JUMP OUT FROM NOWHERE!!!!!, THROWING MY FUCKING SPOON AT VXTRAUMA SO HARD THAT IT CRUSHES HIS FACE SO BAD THAT THE END OF THE SPOON STICKS OUT OF HIS NECK!!! WITH A ROAR I LIFT UP NAKED LUNCH AND BRAKES HIS SPINE WITH A KNEEKICK!!! "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKERS" I SCREAM AS I CONTINUES MY RAMPAGE!! EVERYBODY FLEES IN PANIC AS I MAKE MY WAY THROUGH THE ARENA MOLDING DOWN ALL THAT COMES MY WAY!!! DIE YOU UGLY FUCKERSSS!!!

Posted: **Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:24 pm**

I eat, digest and defecate the Role Playing forum.

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:15 am**

I gain two levels.

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:18 am**

I moderate a bunch of stuff.

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:51 am**

I merge a thread.

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:28 am**

I gain postcount.

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:57 am**

I pull out spork from my mauled head. Eat the coagulated blood and gray parts.
+1 mana
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Cut off my arms

:doublespeedtapdance:

Posted: **Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:25 pm**

I advance 1 sec. toward my untimely demise.

Posted: **Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:43 am**

I pretend to moderate fan-art, while instead I delete some of antimeasure's posts. Then I insult him a bit over msn, but he's not at the computer. I post at the Arena, looking for a fight.

Posted: **Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:52 am**

I take up Toxic's challenge, open up the admin panel & do bad things to his title. Or not.

Posted: **Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:49 am**

I piss razors on Insane-Lark's wrist cutting him so bad the supreme emo faglor wants to choke his cock.

Posted: **Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:14 am**

I didn't know Lark had a sex change!

Posted: **Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:20 pm**

This newfound knowledge allows me retaliation, and before Lark has time to recover from Sniper's razor-piss, my feet are firmly placed in the usb-sockets, allowing interweb-groinkicks. The can-can of fury carries on into the night, defusing one most important aspect of the sex-change. I laugh a little, but it sounds corny, so I look embarrassed for a bit, before spewing out "Your face, your ass. What's the difference?" and end the ordeal with a flying spin-kick.

Posted: **Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:15 pm**

Posted: **Sat Nov 19, 2005 3:09 am**

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:57 pm**

I move to a new house where no one can find me.

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:14 pm**

I follow the smell and plant an explosive device(nitric acid+marshmallows+timer) underneath Rynos doormat and go hide in the bushes.

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:00 pm**

I stroll up the street, stare at the house and shake my head. I walk away, muttering, audible only to myself and God, "This thread sucks."

Duck and Cover

The Arena!!!