The Arena!!!

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:32 pm

Captains logg; 1-2-3-Boom.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:56 pm

If you fist with your head, your eyes and nose and mouth will be full of shit or whatever, douchebag

+5 Sequence to Susan

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:21 pm

How can fighting with your fists be unarmed combat?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:24 pm

VasikkA has stunned all of his enemies.

+2 XP

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:40 pm

Yea, well I thought the riddles in BG2 were pretty cool.

I still need an answer.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:45 pm

He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the Nuclear sub.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:23 pm

I create a new philosophical conundrum.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:34 am

I WAX MY FAKE MOUSTASCHE.

-3 TO CHARISMA

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:00 am

I wax my buttocks for 25% sunblock effect

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:24 am

I come back to life with a laptop and play Fallout.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:50 am

I save Christmas. +4000 exp

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:46 am

I shave Jesus. -2 Charisma

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:42 pm

I take a break from Fallout and using a stolen wireless connection go to DaC and become traumatized. - 4 Intelligence

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 7:14 pm

I eat shit. -10% white teeth.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:29 am

I report everyone to the FBI, +30SP

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:02 am

Shaken by all the violence at DaC, I decide to do something more than just doing stupid things in this arena. I scream:
"Any fuckin' bastard here wanna come over and fight me one on one!?"

I take a plunge, grab a trident and a net and GET READY TO FIGHT.

Entering Combat

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:07 am

A jet of stale urine knocks Geno on his back. He lost.

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:12 am

"Hmmph... I shall NOT be defeated this easily. You are mistaken you fool."

I ready the trident a launch the net at ApTyp: "DIE MOTHAFUCKA!"

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:15 am

I listen to frank zappa

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:39 am

I scream, "MY GUITAR WANTS TO KILL YOUR MOMMA"

I grab my trusty axe of +4 Jackson and lunge at Naked_Lunch. Being the congoid he is, I dodge his flailing penis and strike him with my axe. Then I stand on top of his body and say, "I need a beer 'n' it's tity squeezin' time."