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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:32 pm
by Antimeasure
Captains logg; 1-2-3-Boom.
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:56 pm
by S4ur0n27
If you fist with your head, your eyes and nose and mouth will be full of shit or whatever, douchebag
+5 Sequence to Susan
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:21 pm
by VasikkA
How can fighting with your fists be
unarmed combat?
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:24 pm
by Kashluk
VasikkA has stunned all of his enemies.
+2 XP
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:40 pm
by VasikkA
Yea, well I thought the riddles in BG2 were pretty cool.
I still need an answer.
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:45 pm
by Kashluk
He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the Nuclear sub.
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:23 pm
by Naked_Lunch
I create a new philosophical conundrum.
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:34 am
by vx trauma
I WAX MY FAKE MOUSTASCHE.
-3 TO CHARISMA
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:00 am
by vx trauma
I wax my buttocks for 25% sunblock effect
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:24 am
by Geno
I come back to life with a laptop and play Fallout.
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:50 am
by St. Toxic
I save Christmas. +4000 exp
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:46 am
by Kashluk
I shave Jesus. -2 Charisma
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:42 pm
by Geno
I take a break from Fallout and using a stolen wireless connection go to DaC and become traumatized. - 4 Intelligence
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 7:14 pm
by [HpA]SniperPotato
I eat shit. -10% white teeth.
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:29 am
by ApTyp
I report everyone to the FBI, +30SP
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:02 am
by Geno
Shaken by all the violence at DaC, I decide to do something more than just doing stupid things in this arena. I scream:
"Any fuckin' bastard here wanna come over and fight me one on one!?"
I take a plunge, grab a trident and a net and GET READY TO FIGHT.
Entering Combat
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:07 am
by ApTyp
A jet of stale urine knocks Geno on his back. He lost.
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:12 am
by Geno
"Hmmph... I shall NOT be defeated this easily. You are mistaken you fool."
I ready the trident a launch the net at ApTyp: "DIE MOTHAFUCKA!"
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:15 am
by Naked_Lunch
I listen to frank zappa
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:39 am
by [HpA]SniperPotato
I scream, "MY GUITAR WANTS TO KILL YOUR MOMMA"
I grab my trusty axe of +4 Jackson and lunge at Naked_Lunch. Being the congoid he is, I dodge his flailing penis and strike him with my axe. Then I stand on top of his body and say, "I need a beer 'n' it's tity squeezin' time."