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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:32 pm
by Antimeasure
Captains logg; 1-2-3-Boom.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:56 pm
by S4ur0n27
If you fist with your head, your eyes and nose and mouth will be full of shit or whatever, douchebag D:

+5 Sequence to Susan

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:21 pm
by VasikkA
How can fighting with your fists be unarmed combat? :?

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:24 pm
by Kashluk
Image

VasikkA has stunned all of his enemies.

+2 XP

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:40 pm
by VasikkA
Yea, well I thought the riddles in BG2 were pretty cool.

I still need an answer.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:45 pm
by Kashluk
He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the Nuclear sub.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:23 pm
by Naked_Lunch
I create a new philosophical conundrum.

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:34 am
by vx trauma
I WAX MY FAKE MOUSTASCHE.

-3 TO CHARISMA

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:00 am
by vx trauma
I wax my buttocks for 25% sunblock effect

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:24 am
by Geno
I come back to life with a laptop and play Fallout.

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:50 am
by St. Toxic
I save Christmas. +4000 exp

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:46 am
by Kashluk
I shave Jesus. -2 Charisma

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:42 pm
by Geno
I take a break from Fallout and using a stolen wireless connection go to DaC and become traumatized. - 4 Intelligence

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 7:14 pm
by [HpA]SniperPotato
I eat shit. -10% white teeth.

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:29 am
by ApTyp
I report everyone to the FBI, +30SP

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:02 am
by Geno
Shaken by all the violence at DaC, I decide to do something more than just doing stupid things in this arena. I scream:
"Any fuckin' bastard here wanna come over and fight me one on one!?"

I take a plunge, grab a trident and a net and GET READY TO FIGHT.

Entering Combat

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:07 am
by ApTyp
A jet of stale urine knocks Geno on his back. He lost.

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:12 am
by Geno
"Hmmph... I shall NOT be defeated this easily. You are mistaken you fool."

I ready the trident a launch the net at ApTyp: "DIE MOTHAFUCKA!"

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:15 am
by Naked_Lunch
I listen to frank zappa :rockon:

Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:39 am
by [HpA]SniperPotato
I scream, "MY GUITAR WANTS TO KILL YOUR MOMMA"

I grab my trusty axe of +4 Jackson and lunge at Naked_Lunch. Being the congoid he is, I dodge his flailing penis and strike him with my axe. Then I stand on top of his body and say, "I need a beer 'n' it's tity squeezin' time."