Duck and Cover

I stop attacking ApTyp and challenge [HPA]SniperPotato to a duel.

I prepare my net and trident.

I rally the jews to overthrow the Pharoah and find a grenade.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

SniperPotato throws the grenade at me. Using my metal armor, I jump and it hits the armor and goes back at SniperPotato. He finds a shield and rebounds it back. We play Badminton. Lots of fun. We laugh. We laugh more. I lose an arm. I stop laughing. He laughs even more.

I start to type a reply to Geno's post but my comp lags and freezes. I forget what I typed so I eat Geno's arm.

I eat my christmas hat along with a miniature baby jesus.
+1 to spirituality

I shuffle my feet for +2 Kicking.

I shuffle ApTyp's feet for +4 swell guy.

A hooker shuffles my nuts my +5 AIDS.


Shit..

WRITE NONSENSE ALL IN CAPS +10 VX TRAUMANESS

There's blood everywhere. Like in those japanese movies, blood fizzles out of the arm. I scream. I scream harder. "AAAAAAAAAAH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ARM IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAH! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!"

It seems like the bleeding won't ever stop, blood flows, flows flows flows...

The Arena is full of blood. Everyone is splattered. I fall on the ground, unconcious.

-3 Mobility for everyone in the Arena.

INANE JERKCITY REFERENCE +12 TO CUNNILINGUS AHUALGHAG

T DICKS

I cast my net into the sea. I dragged up from the dark abyss things of strange aspect and strange beauty -- some shone like a smile, some glistened like tears, and some were flushed like the cheeks of a bride.

When with the day's burden I went home, my love was sitting in the garden idly tearing the leaves of a flower. I hesitated for a moment, and then placed at her feet all that I had dragged up, and stood silent.

She glanced at them and said, "What strange things are these? I know not of what use they are!" I bowed my head in shame and thought, "I have not fought for these, I did not buy them in the market; they are not fit gifts for her."

Then the whole night through I flung them one by one into the street. In the morning travellers came; they picked them up and carried them into far countries.

I fuck a plush animal for +5 Charisma

I spam for +1 postcount.

I go bueno on your ass

i summon hordes of angry natives to firebomb the arena by posting pics of allah.

I shoot atomic bomb out of my ass, you're all ded faget

Luck -2

I redirect said atom bomb to Geno's ass where it is perfectly cushioned and doesn't go off.

+3 Field Goal.

Ryno wins!

I kick this thread in the jimmy. +5 to Bump.