Duck and Cover

dont fucken joke with spelling mate, its no laughing matter

Tingel Tangel
phantom
s3x g0d

wtf, I am the s3x g0d.

i make girls wet from across the room

so whats this old joke about her knees?

she doesnt have any legs

Aww, come on, it's just because of my posts-count. 69 posts and all - as soon as I press the [Submit] button that will have gone away.

But really, what's that about my knees? If I don't have any legs, can someone then explain to me how I can keep walking around?

Megatron wrote:she doesnt have any legs

Don't you mean whats-her-face from NMA? The "spunky cripple"?

Edit: Jennifer.

Tingel Tangel wrote:Aww, come on, it's just because of my posts-count. 69 posts and all - as soon as I press the [Submit] button that will have gone away.

But really, what's that about my knees? If I don't have any legs, can someone then explain to me how I can keep walking around?

I thought Megz just used a crude-humour one-liner to silence a noob. But then again Alexander made me thinking Megz could actually mistake you for a handicapped person. Oh well.

if thats actually a picture of her, she looks very much like someone i know

my friend has knees though

jen has legs, she just cant use em. i dont really care about knees, dont see much point. why not have feet where the knees are

couldnt move quickly? shock absorption?

thats what skateboards are for



dreadnaughts girlfriends chin is the new best looking dac member for Q4

Tingel Tangel wrote:Aww, come on, it's just because of my posts-count. 69 posts and all - as soon as I press the [Submit] button that will have gone away.

But really, what's that about my knees? If I don't have any legs, can someone then explain to me how I can keep walking around?

i dont believe a word of it, especially not from a professional liar

she just has knee envy

she should have chin envy as well

I love you Tingel Tangel.

Megatron wrote:thats what skateboards are for

Egad! I wanted to photoshop that so it would look as if his legs ended at his knees, but then I got this:


Someone do it for me, ok?

Note to self: buy new computer already...

Megatron wrote:dreadnaughts girlfriends chin is the new best looking dac member for Q4

Pic?

whats a scratch disk? like a scratch tree for cats, but with disks? and why are they full?

Alexander wrote:Egad! I wanted to photoshop that so it would look as if his legs ended at his knees, but then I got this:


Someone do it for me, ok?

Note to self: buy new computer already...

And this time don't scratch your disks, ok?

Thor Kaufman wrote:whats a scratch disk? like a scratch tree for cats, but with disks? and why are they full?

Yeah, something like that... I have too many cats, that is why! I am starting to be like Megatron with these cats, you know! Aiee!

Jesus Christ wrote:And this time don't scratch your disks, ok?

Cant stop! Its so... tempting. I know I should be stronger, but the devils got me! Must. Scratch. Disk. Save me, Jesus! Save me!!!

i just bought a new 250 gig western digital that went turbo crazy and self destructed. it froze on a DL of windows update, rebooted and it couldnt be mounted. i ran chkdsk and the scratching noises were so loud it woke me up in the other room. 20 hours later, still cant get into windows and i believe now the disk is dead
RIP u piece of shit

gonna try to make it work again for a few hours before i go to return it, that way anger will be fresh in my mind, and they wont try the 'we sell perfect things" BS on me.

EDIT nice tree, tree boy

Yeah, you're real fucking elf now.